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Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover, and my penis was missing again

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

This happens all the time.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Did you check the medicine cabinet?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

In my head this song is about a trans man and his packer and I will not be dissuaded from this view. The lyrics just fit kind of perfectly.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

"oh no i left my penis in my other pants"

- things said by the utterly based

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Can it double as a reusable straw? This would solve the paper straw problem and I could make "cock"tails.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Detachable beanises.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

🎵detachable beanis🎵

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Is throwing your cock at fascists praxis?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Only if they get aroused and change their ways as a result.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Or they get aroused and just become a clone of this horrible, depraved man:

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

It's called a strap on

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Yeah but how are the socialist elites going to profit from it? Then what? Are the dirty commies going to come around and take my tooth brush AND my penis? Hmmm?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

meanwhile in the trans mega turns out they're already a thing (not a shitpost someone was just talking about prosthetics)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Penis lightbulb

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

I haven't seen mine since 2014, so if a socialist finds it, they have my permission to keep it for scientific purposes.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

being able to hot swap would be amazing

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

My partner stole my dick when I was sleeping, because of our argument on Marxist economics last night! Utterly deplorable and unserious of her!