I woke up this morning with a bad hangover, and my penis was missing again
badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
This happens all the time.
Did you check the medicine cabinet?
In my head this song is about a trans man and his packer and I will not be dissuaded from this view. The lyrics just fit kind of perfectly.
"oh no i left my penis in my other pants"
- things said by the utterly based
Can it double as a reusable straw? This would solve the paper straw problem and I could make "cock"tails.
Detachable beanises.
🎵detachable beanis🎵
Is throwing your cock at fascists praxis?
Only if they get aroused and change their ways as a result.
Or they get aroused and just become a clone of this horrible, depraved man:
It's called a strap on
Yeah but how are the socialist elites going to profit from it? Then what? Are the dirty commies going to come around and take my tooth brush AND my penis? Hmmm?
meanwhile in the trans mega turns out they're already a thing (not a shitpost someone was just talking about prosthetics)
Penis lightbulb
I haven't seen mine since 2014, so if a socialist finds it, they have my permission to keep it for scientific purposes.
being able to hot swap would be amazing
Dildont
My partner stole my dick when I was sleeping, because of our argument on Marxist economics last night! Utterly deplorable and unserious of her!