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I unhinge my jaw and swallow several people whole. Then all of a sudden MY kink isnt supposed to be at pride. Double standards smh.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I have a giantess kink and I'm not allowed at pride.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Laughs in heels that make me 208cm

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Immediately after beheading Hitler: meow-hug

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Unironically the most romantic thing someone has said to me in months, and it involves beheading Hitler 🤣

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

crush what if we kissed on pile of dead fascists

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What if held hands under the red sun in the sky?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

sweat I-it's just a little hot, I'm not flustered...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

God I love flustering people

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

You can fluster me anytime crush

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Make that 208m and now we're talking

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Now those would be some skyscraper heels!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

No cock vore at pride

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

volcel-kamala Do not vore.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

As long as the folks who were consumed consented it's fine and I will support you

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

There should be a vore float at the parade, or a giantess crushing people with her bare feet, maybe a pregnant Sonic the Hedgehog. I understand why some people don’t want kink at pride, but they need to get some perspective. Whining about leather daddies and gimp masks, mfer have you ever been on the internet?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I unhinge my jaw

Are you a snake?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

Since Google is a subsidiary of Alphabet, would eating alphabet soup fall under their Google vore kink? thonk

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

I eat their employees

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Demoman was never the same after losing Soldier... 07

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Aye laddie. He was conscripted to fight the commies and was executed for refusing to fire on college students.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

smdh prudes wont allow me to do my Carrie cosplay claiming it's "unsanitary" and "smelly" niko-tear-wipe