as a completely cis dude,
arch-user
Lol ok there bud /s
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as a completely cis dude,
arch-user
Lol ok there bud /s
I'd press it a few times. In the end, I think I'd care way more about never working again for the rest of my life than being a guy.
Same. I'm about halfway done already. What's another 40 being a bit different? I'd be lucky to have such a varied perspective on life.
It would at least make the last half more interesting because thereβd be more learning, unless the button takes away ADHD the dopamine alone makes it worth pressing
Everyone here debating the mechanics of the button or engaging with the question explicitly posed.
But I'm just trying to figure out wtf the bottom comment in the pic is about. A day? What day? No time frame is ever mentioned in any other part of the post.
Arch-user in the image said they were a "completely cis dude" and would hit that button, then replied to themselves (~1 day later) calling herself "she" - implying they became(?) trans within that time period. The final response is from another person, incredulous at the short timeline between "completely cis" and trans
It took them a day to realize they're trans. The reblogs have timestamps.
The comment-times both say 6 days for the arch user and 4 days for the person commenting "a day" so I'm assuming on their end there was about a day time difference between the time the arch user posted the post about the button and realising they're probably trans, which is exceptionally fast and worthy of the day comment.
Girl? Girl implies youth. So, get a million dollars or be young again?
I'm pressing it 100 times
Well you got that 1% chance about 4 times by sheer luck I don't know what to tell you but you're Supergirl, now. Congrats?
Does that mean I get to be four times as cute :3
No but you have 8 boobs like a cat, enjoy
Judging by their username, that's what they want.
I'm fine with my two boobs :3
Can I just get 8 cats instead ^-_-^
My gf is bi so it's not like it would matter
I seem to be the minority here, but, while I'd press the button, I wouldn't mash it or press it a bunch of times, or eagerly press it... because periods. And PMS. And misogyny. But, mostly periods.
I think being a girl has some pretty sucky parts that is guys completely avoid, and for which I'm really grateful. And I think a lot of dudes who fantasize about transitioning sort of skip over, although I guess with no ovaries trans women get to avoid the worst of it. Although they still have to deal with the patriarchy, and that's pretty shitty.
So, yeah. I'd press it, but with some trepidation.
I've heard that some trans women get "phantom periods" after hrt, like the hormonal cycle still happens even if the parts aren't there.
Cis men have hormonal cycles too, it's just not accompanied by your body contracting rapidly or you bleeding out of your privates so men get to pretend they don't have cycles
Get a million or be 17 again? Sounds like win-win!
I didnβt even think about this, for trans men this button is a Time Machine
I have a question though:
If I became a girl through the button, the button would then change and give me a 1% chance of becoming a boy. I could just proceed to then press the button again and be myself again and get a bunch of cash
Why would the button change? Its explicitly a girl button
Cause then it wouldnβt be interesting for girls
For girls it's just free money
Girls become girlΒ² when they hit the button
Wait, we can push it more than twice. I'm smashing on that button until it breaks.
I can easily pay to transition back if the whole girl thing doesn't work out.
I'm a straight dude and would press the button in a heartbeat because I don't see either of those options as problematic (as the meme usually suggests).
Are you sure you wouldn't have a problem becoming a girl?
arch-user
I mean...
So uhhh. On the premise that women can't slam this thing as many times as they want without consequences so they also stand a risk of a gender swap...
Why would we not just keep pressing the button until we turned back?
Okay but all of that gone, 1 press, these are your chances, fuck yeah. In a fucking second. This isn't a hard question unless you're already wealthy.
I'm going to push it a bunch. What happens if I hit that 1% more than once?
You become the ultimate girl.
Exponentially increasing chest size. You don't want that level of back pain.
I'd hit it. A mil could solve most of my problems. Becoming a girl would just be one more.
this shit is going up against TV Glow for the ultimate eggsmasher
Average arch enjoyer
Press it a thousand times and then transition back π€·ββοΈ