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[–] [email protected] 69 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I'll just leave this motherfucker here.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Perfect casting decision IMO

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

RIP Charlie Murphy.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

Boondocks my beloved.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Literally the best show ever made. I've seen every episode like 80 times, and it's still hilarious every time.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Uncle Ruckus pledging to beat and harass every black person with extreme prejudice is one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Lol @ when he tries to do the exercism on Tom by forcing him to "learn to read."

[–] [email protected] 52 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I know right? I've been hoping to see him play as a pregnant Asian woman. He's just holding himself back..

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Imagine him playing a woman giving birth, the mutherfucking force of nature unleashed at that moment would be rewarded with all Oscars, at once.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Jackson would probably have more engaging birth than Arnold's scene in Junior.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

He absolutely is, yes.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If Daniel Day Lewis wasn't retired for the 3rd or 4th time, he'd be all over it. Maybe Christian Bale's available.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If anyone could play a preggo Asian woman, you know it's
Rob Schneider!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

If he can play a stapler, he can be a pregnant Asian woman too!

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's just racist. For a long time gay actors were afraid to come out because they would be stuck only playing gay parts (very few).

Black people need to get together and protest. They need to convince directors that they can play white characters too! Black actors shouldn't be afraid to come out as black.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago (3 children)

you say this but rdj doesn't always play white guys

[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Does playing a white guy playing a black guy count?

"What do you mean, you people?"

"What do YOU MEAN, you people??"

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm the dude who's playing a dude who's disguised as another dude.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Can you imagine an SL Jackson and RDJ movie where they race swap? That would be hilarious!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

White Chicks sequel looking 🔥

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Because he is not as versatile of an actor as esteemed Academy Award nominated character actress Margot Robbie, of course.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Why does Margot Robbie always play black guys?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Margot Robbie, I'm beginning to think you're not the real Margot Robbie.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

It's almost scary how good I am at acting...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

But a bet MargotRobbie is a real Margot Robbie.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

They've got a point. Robert Downey Jr. has played many white roles over the years.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

He played a black guy in Tropic Thunder.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

Which is weird because how can a black guy be cast as a white guy in every single movie he's been in except one?

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

In star wars, he didn't play a black guy, he played an alien.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

The real human homeworld is actually in the Star Wars galaxy.

Don't worry about it. It's not Tattoine. We didn't destroy that climate too.

(It is, we did)

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Nick Fury wasn't always a black character.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

That is true. They changed him to look like Sam Jackson. And then they started making Marvel movies afterwards, and were able to cast him as Nick Fury.

Plus you're just repeating what multiple other people have already said a day ago.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Jim Steranko art style was unique.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

@Godric
So unfair that they keep typecasting black actors into playing black characters.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Well, he does play Nick Fury.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

He plays a white guy in Kingsmen.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

White guy with a lisp, you almost can’t recognize him

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Nick Fury was Black in the (first) Ultimate universe

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

I'm not a Marvel guy, but I'm vaguely aware of that. But as someone who only read the occasional comic as a kid, it's something I only learned of after the movies.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

It's not me guys!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

You can't prove his character in Inglorious Basterds isn't white

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Because when he tried to play a white guy he got sued by Dave Chappelle.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Because he's good at playing outlaws, duh. /s

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

(black) samuel_jackson

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

He didn't play a black guy in Coming to America.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Or the boondocks

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