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Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago

I'm adding buttons to the underside of my fightstick

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

My wife thinks it's weird when I use my toes to pick up light objects and bring them to my hand (dirty socks, loose sheets of paper, etc), wait til she gets a look at my new trick.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

Jacking off probably

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

Up my booty hole

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

Swipe on dating apps

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Prehensile penis would make N64 controllers a lot more feasible.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

Destroying my prehensile penis with that one Mario Party minigame where you have to spin the stick as fast as possible so Nintendo has to legally send me a one of a kind Mario Party safety condom lets-fucking-go

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Wait, y’all don’t have prehensile penises?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Prehensile vagina ig

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

My partner has occasionally mentioned to me how useful it would be for me have one of those... but they've never revealed what they'd use it for... thinking-about-it

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

what wouldn't I use it for

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

I'd use it to wave hello as would be the custom

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

First of all, I would google what the word "prehensile" means

Then I would try to jack myself off with it

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Hit on D'Vorah. Oh shit, I just realized her name is s pun.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

scratch my nuts n undercarriage more covertly

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Mostly whapping it into things defensively like an iguana would

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

https://youtu.be/ekdGpuIS2Tw?feature=shared&t=133

(contains penis behind underwear and uh spoilers for pick of destiny??)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

I never saw the movie all the way through and assumed that lyric was some throwaway line.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

straight up jorking it and by it haha well lets just say my peanits with my peanits

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Lifting weights new meaning to jacked...off