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I'm adding buttons to the underside of my fightstick
My wife thinks it's weird when I use my toes to pick up light objects and bring them to my hand (dirty socks, loose sheets of paper, etc), wait til she gets a look at my new trick.
Jacking off probably
Up my booty hole
Swipe on dating apps
Prehensile penis would make N64 controllers a lot more feasible.
Destroying my prehensile penis with that one Mario Party minigame where you have to spin the stick as fast as possible so Nintendo has to legally send me a one of a kind Mario Party safety condom 
Wait, y’all don’t have prehensile penises?
Prehensile vagina ig
My partner has occasionally mentioned to me how useful it would be for me have one of those... but they've never revealed what they'd use it for... 
what wouldn't I use it for
I'd use it to wave hello as would be the custom
First of all, I would google what the word "prehensile" means
Then I would try to jack myself off with it
Hit on D'Vorah. Oh shit, I just realized her name is s pun.
Divination
sex
mods mods
scratch my nuts n undercarriage more covertly
Mostly whapping it into things defensively like an iguana would
https://youtu.be/ekdGpuIS2Tw?feature=shared&t=133
(contains penis behind underwear and uh spoilers for pick of destiny??)
I never saw the movie all the way through and assumed that lyric was some throwaway line.
straight up jorking it and by it haha well lets just say my peanits with my peanits
Lifting weights new meaning to jacked...off
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