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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

With beanis I get a 50% discount.

When I was adrift in a sea of untime, thinking of beanis kept me sane.

I am no longer being haunted by the ghost of Ted Raimi.

Beanis helps me avoid awkward water cooler conversations.

I am an avid fan of Dr. Robotnik's Meanis Beanis Machinis.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago
  1. He died for our sins
  2. He loves us despite us falling short of the glory of beanis
  3. He taught us how to love one another
  4. We eat his flesh and drink his blood and it gives us eternal life
  5. He is with us
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

i am love beanis cause it they the funny

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Only one reason. Account deleted

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)
  • Beanis

  • beanis

  • baenis

  • bemis

  • beenis

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Yes thank you, that seems to be in order

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Buy beanis

Eat beanis

Adore beanis

Nurture beanis

Internalize beanis

Surrender to beanis

the BEANIS system

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)
  1. They're yummy
  2. They're tasty
  3. They're delicious
  4. They're yummo
  5. They're I like eating them
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Please delete my account

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Impressive. Hexbear has a 1990s hacker movie style firewall where you have to enter the computer and play a shitty computer game where if you die in the game you die in real life. Hacking through it requires not just computer smarts, but also a deep knowledge of Bushido. You have passed the first test for joining my rogue CIA division. The next step will be a word association game themed around ancient Greek mythology for some reason. Be prepared.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Ok, wiseowl, I'll give you 5 good reasons:

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spoiler 4 5 maddened :::

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)
  • Peanuts
  • Soya
  • Chickpea
  • Broad
  • Navy
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Hexbear, I have bought fancy heirloom dried beanis from Rancho Gordo in the past. Does that make me a liberal? Beangeosie?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

As a red-beanis American it is my God-Given, Patriotic duty to love beanis. That is all the reason I need.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago
  1. benis
  2. cupcake
  3. big boob son big boob
  4. uhh the balls??
  5. peanus horts good
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Beanis loved us all first. I just loved Beanis back.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)
  1. Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of beanis, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of beanis, or of the beanis press; or the right of the beanis peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of beanises.

  2. A well regulated beanis, being necessary to the security of a free beanis, the right of the people to keep and bear beanises, shall not be infringed.

  3. No beanis shall, in time of peace be quartered in any house, without the consent of the Owner, nor in time of war, but in a manner to be prescribed by law.

  4. The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and beanises, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the beanis to be searched, and the beanises to be seized.

  5. No person shall be held to answer for a capital, or otherwise infamous crime, unless on a presentment or indictment of a beanis, except in cases arising in the land or naval forces, or in the beanis, when in actual service in time of War or public danger; nor shall any person be subject for the same offence to be twice put in jeopardy of life or limb; nor shall be compelled in any criminal case to be a witness against beanis, nor be deprived of beanis, without due process of law; nor shall private beanis be taken for public use, without just compensation.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

-Affordable -High protein content -You can make hot and cold foods with it -Nice savory taste -Looks silly