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I take every single red pill at once and shutdown Amazon s3 services for 1500 seconds. That should be fun.

I choose a stack of red pills. I make a list of websites owned by wealthy companies with high uptime metrics, and I start taking the first few red pills. After the website has been down for a brief time, I send a ransom note demanding bitcoin payment or else I threaten to take the website off-line indefinitely and demonstrating my power in 15 second intervals at scheduled times. Collect ransom payments and live a life of luxury. Also works with core websites upon which the military industrial complex relies. They don’t know I only have 100 pills.

Instacum pill. Present myself as an eccentric inventor-chemist to get investor backing using a portion of the pills to prove my claims. Reap tons of VC funding for an industry-disrupting invention. Use some of that funding to try to reverse engineer the pill via mass spectrometry and all that. If it works, great! I now have a big business with which to fund global communism. If not, I can probably still vibe by saying the formula has unexpected side effects and shut things down. even if the company goes bankrupt I'd still have whatever I paid myself as a salary. Worst case scenario I could fuck off to a country that won't extradite me

Basically Theranosmaxxing

Take all 100 green pills

Just fucking turn into a mummy instantly after committing my 24 hour crime spree

grey pill so I can HONK SHOO while a feather is kept afloat by my own breath

Shut down a website for 15 seconds, get fired with cause. Snore like a cartoon tonight. Receive 1 orange mailed to you. Estrogen, cum instantly, cum in 24 hours.

That seems just like an average day for someone.

gimme da gril pil

"receive"??? is this some type of pill that I'm insufficiently horny on main to understand??

HOOOONNNNNNKKKKKKKSSSSHHHhhhhhh mimimimimimimi

If the receive pill is what I think it is

What kind of orange?

You've heard of the kids who dosed their teacher with LSD but what does the mean English teacher do when he gets a yellow pill in his coffee every morning at school

black and red pill are both probably the most powerful for self interested ends, but the orange pill and grey pills allow for the most reality bending of situations.

I'd probably go for the black pill, make good documentation of working somewhere and making no mistakes, then trying to sue the company that fired me if I can find a reason to.

If I were much braver, I could use the Red Pill to act as a technoprophet or to blackmail large portions of the tech industry (they just have to believe I can permanently black them out on command, the fact that I only have 100 of them is more than enough to make them believe it), but alas, I am not nearly brave enough to try and pull a stunt like that.

Pink, but only so I can pass it off to someone else that needs it.

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Grey pills. Take that insomnia.

All I know is that your mom definitely doesn't need the yellow pill. I'm already able to supply that to her.

(Grey Pill is the clear winner for me, though.)

grey pill

put it in the dog's food bowl with dinner heehee

If I take all 100 grey pills at once, does that mean I snore like a cartoon for 100 nights or do I get to be some kind of natural disaster?

Red and I'm causing the Seattle suicide rate to skyrocket by periodic full AWS outages.

Grey Pill ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

No pill to instantly die? Pass.

Question: does the red pill work on the mainframe servers powering the New York Stock Exchange?

Grey pill I need some good sleep like nothing else

Since it doesn't stipulate that it has to be me taking them: Those black pills seem useful to give to some powerful people.

red pill onto chapo.chat