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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

This fucker acted like he was dead for 3 days for attention and is still on this shit thousands of years later. We know you're the immortal son of god or whatever

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Fucking AI trying to take the jobs of good Hexbear badposters.

And sadly doing a great job at itobama-sad

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I like to believe that Satan is down there making odds for why people are going to Hell, and that he's flabbergasted at the unprecedented spike in making graven images just wrecking his profit margins

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

The heathen shit today would have made those old boys in the church big mad. Making up whole blasphemy with simple ai prompts!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Do NOT like this post unless you LOVE Jesus.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

I love AI Jesus on his deathbed!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

https://youtu.be/5U9EhPxnek4

I wonder why Piped isn't working for you. It stopped working for me for a while but now it's working exactly like it did before.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

do we think they fixed the text with photoshop or are the plagiarism machines getting better with text

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

prrsnly ai thnk btttr wthi txet get monkey-typewriter yep

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

Glasgow smile ass Jesus

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

Inhaling forearm gas lets you walk on water.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

Not me trying to build up a 21st century equivalent to the Taiping Heavenly Kingdom using AI images on boomer Facebook

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

It's not Christmas

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

They don't ever, ever, ever use photoshop, and it baffles me because the images would be way "better" for such little effort if they did.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Gobbles amen