"it's just an el nino year" I repeat to myself with increasing nervousness for the second year in a row
this post was submitted on 23 Jun 2024
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Same. I was terrified when I realized all this last year.
"I told you dawg" doesn't feel as satisfying when the thing you were right about is a looming mass extinction
problem with "i told you so" in this situation is that we will all be dead by the time it's possible to say "i told you so"
the problem with "I told you so" is the response is "natural earth cycles"
We are already at the "I told you so". And no offense to everyone here, but I'd kick you off the gang-band if that's all you bring to the table. Get in line genius.
There's this fucked up part of me that finds graphs like this comforting, that this will make the problem, and more importantly the liberal world's mismanagement of it, impossible to ignore. Logically I don't think about it that way. I felt the same way about COVID and the BLM movement but those didn't turn out how I had hoped. Emotionally I guess I have an accelerationist streak lol
I assure you there is already an excuse for why this graph is wrong.
NPR filled me in.
There was an underwater volcanic eruption that caused a temporary spike in the amount of water vapor in the atmosphere and this problem will go away once it precipitates back out again. Nothing to worry about! 🤓
for the first time ever earth has exhibited geothermic activity, and it won't happen again of course
It should be BBR.
Back to Brunch Radio
Or here's why it's good that temperatures keep going up
We'll grow oranges in Alaska
(Without any of that "science" that let the soviets do the same)
Every time the weather goes out of whack, some huge torrential storm or freak wildfire, people (particularly chuds who think climate change is a hoax) will be quick to say it's weather modification or HAARP or some shit.
We're all going to feel silly when we find out that haarp was secretly a 3 mile long f-350 that's been rolling coal since the 70s. : (
Or their Iron-age brains will just say it's God's wrath, and the only way to appease Him is to sacrifice some of those vulnerable minorities they hate so much. The realization of that possibility is starting to creep in for me.
I see this a lot on tik tok. It'd be funny if it wasn't so fucking scary.
This hurricane season is going to be a doozy
I don't want to sweat to death, I want to freeze to death instead 
Greenwashing Nuclear Weapons: USA paying countries to let them explode nukes in the desert to save the climate
uh, uh, those sea surface temperatures were all taken in a hot parking lot right next to an A/C unit!
The cybertruck will fix this, just watch.
God, I really need to get my ass in gear, so I can make enough money to speculate on arctic property.
thats good right
Here’s the up to date version: https://climatereanalyzer.org/clim/sst_daily/
tl;dr: still hot
We almost got some crossover action!
Almost
Finally Greenland rare earths will be mine and the Golden Space Nugget will be delayed another century!
The line go up economic model wins again at making the line go up.