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This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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Just to give people some ideas of how to handle the next outage...

I'll start first: I was having s*x

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I'll start first: I was having s*x

Is that a euphemism for something?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The asterisk is actually censoring an "i". I had six of @[email protected]'s soy tacos.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

¡Ay, Dios mío!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Wasn't expecting company, lol. I'll get out the almond cheese. Have to say I'm getting better at it then when I first started. Still takes forever to brown the tofu though.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

using almonds instead of cashews

epic fail

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Didn't know tbh. Gotta see how it does on pizza.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

Getting my labor exploited smh

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Fighting in Ukraine, slober uraknium!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

07 Silver uranium

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

It's an offshoot of Lemmygrad dot Net.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

I definitely wasn't in Bolivia

<_<

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

sleepin

taking a shit

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I was cooking soy tacos.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

I visited the strawberry festival.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Something like "sleeping" but not really

I choose to believe this was due to a lack of posting-energy in the Global Inter-network

cat-vibing too hard yesterday

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Workingkombucha-disgust

Actually that's only partially true. It was a slow day so I watched the Euros for the bulk of the day.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

donkeys don't appreciate this post

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Reading, playing LoL and hunting a flying cockroach

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

I contracted paid crisis actors to call me a liberal in various forms of Maoist Standard English.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

I was hanging out in the Bolivian presidential palace via-getty

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

being on grad

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Drink wine, watch YouTube

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I read theory, I feel so dirty.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I was having zzz

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

unionizing my workplace

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Working and spending time with family because I'm got a fucking dweeb

Jk tho mostly browsing lemmygrad not logged in

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I watched a couple episodes of Lost, then went to work.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Hitting some primo kush