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submitted 2 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

Just to give people some ideas of how to handle the next outage...

I'll start first: I was having s*x

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[-] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I'll start first: I was having s*x

Is that a euphemism for something?

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago

The asterisk is actually censoring an "i". I had six of @[email protected]'s soy tacos.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

¡Ay, Dios mío!

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Wasn't expecting company, lol. I'll get out the almond cheese. Have to say I'm getting better at it then when I first started. Still takes forever to brown the tofu though.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

using almonds instead of cashews

epic fail

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Didn't know tbh. Gotta see how it does on pizza.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago

Getting my labor exploited smh

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago

Fighting in Ukraine, slober uraknium!

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

07 Silver uranium

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago
[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

It's an offshoot of Lemmygrad dot Net.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

I definitely wasn't in Bolivia

<_<

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

sleepin

taking a shit

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I was cooking soy tacos.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

I visited the strawberry festival.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

Something like "sleeping" but not really

I choose to believe this was due to a lack of posting-energy in the Global Inter-network

cat-vibing too hard yesterday

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Workingkombucha-disgust

Actually that's only partially true. It was a slow day so I watched the Euros for the bulk of the day.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago
[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

donkeys don't appreciate this post

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

Reading, playing LoL and hunting a flying cockroach

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

I contracted paid crisis actors to call me a liberal in various forms of Maoist Standard English.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

I was hanging out in the Bolivian presidential palace via-getty

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

being on grad

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago
[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Drink wine, watch YouTube

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

I read theory, I feel so dirty.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago
[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

I was having zzz

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

unionizing my workplace

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Working and spending time with family because I'm got a fucking dweeb

Jk tho mostly browsing lemmygrad not logged in

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

I watched a couple episodes of Lost, then went to work.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Hitting some primo kush

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