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Talking To Joe Like He's A Confused Dog (hexbear.net)

submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Biden campaign HQ hype campaign after the debate:

Biden comes out seemingly completely unaware of where he is, while his wife talks to him like a dog.

Jill Biden: "Joe, you did such a good job! You answered every question! You knew all the facts!"

(He absolutely did not, of course)

Doesn't let him respond, just let's him grin mindlessly, while she tries to whip up thr base about the fact that Trump lied.

Biden's face goes back to confusion when the crowd stop cheering and shout "lie" about Trump as though he has no idea who or what they're talking about.

Video Here Apologies for the chud twitter link, it was the only easy clip I could find

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[–] [email protected] 45 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I felt kinda bad for him for a sec when he reacted to them screaming "LIE!"

then I remembered he's not just some confused old man with dementia, he's war criminal Joe Biden

[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 months ago

He's a confused old man with dementia war criminal Joe Biden.

Bask in the fullness of his existence and power.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 3 months ago

this is just fucking sad, holy shit the absolute state of US politics

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago (1 children)

LET'S GO Joe

I was not aware of this

that can't be the slogan they're going with

repurposing let's go Brandon is not their chosen slogan, is it?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago (4 children)

repurposing let's go Brandon is not their chosen slogan, is it?

I have some terrible news for you about Dark Brandon.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)

What they're selling:
Dark Brandon

What you're getting:
Dim Biden

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

What I want: A bi dom

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

panting

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago

I am pokemon going to resign to my fate (jokerfication)

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

there's some really dire stuff on here

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

If I saw this at a thrift store for $5 or less, I would cop this and use it lmao

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Lmfao this might be the best one

It's a $5 can of water that they advertise as "full of the same performance enhancers Biden took before the debate"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

full of the same performance enhancers Biden took before the debate

Reminds me of this old gem:

It's crystal meth in a can, powerthirst is crystal meth!

Warning: may contain Anna Kournikova

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Also surreal hearing her do that "and what did trump do" call response like it's a play for children.

I was expecting someone to walk up behind them in a Trump costume while she plays up pretending not to hear the audience scream "behind you"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

~~Punch~~ Trump & ~~Judy~~ Jill

I'm picturing a cartoon now with Jill holding a rolling pin with "truth" written on it and Trump stealing a link of sausages marked "democracy" from behind an oblivious Biden.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (4 children)

gah there's an emoji here that's like his weirdo alien smile but i cant find it. i think it's a somewhat glitchy grinning face.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

whywhywhywhywhy

Death to America

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

no it's like the one with the big chin. weird colors, somewhat broken image IIRC.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

biden-alert brandon ?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

it was :sus-deep:, someone in this thread figured it out

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You've probably figured out it's not Biden, but if you want more it's Jerma jerma-herbivore

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

i knew it wasnt a biden pic, but i recognised the same smile on biden's face

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

sus-deep ?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

yes i think so! thanks!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

No prob! I'm not sure what it says about me that I've apparently internalized the Hexbear memecyclopedia, haha

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Nm I think I know what you're talking about. Cant find it either

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

not the one i was thinking of, but this one's great too

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

biden-nibble Joe Good?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

Biden, for gravel pit.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Elder abuse, lol.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

My wife and I were watching the debate, we saw Trump just walked off stage to the right, and Jill came up to him and had to help him down the stairs - once again not beating the senile frail old man allegations. The camera kept rolling. Yeesh.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

That's the face of a man who is going to lose by 500 electoral votes