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We're boned (hexbear.net)
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[-] [email protected] 65 points 4 days ago

I'm tired of Hexbers giving Biden a hard time over this. We should all commend him for his act of quiet quitting.

[-] [email protected] 36 points 4 days ago
[-] [email protected] 19 points 4 days ago

About only working 10-4 or about how the last two presidents have apparently done fuckall and that it seems like not a super necessary thing to have?

[-] [email protected] 19 points 4 days ago
[-] [email protected] 34 points 4 days ago

Watched some local news garbo because gf's mom had it on and one of the indicators for Trump doing better than Biden at the debate was that he "finished his sentences"

it's just... so fuckin' funny to watch America melt in on itself in real time sit-back-and-enjoy

[-] [email protected] 14 points 4 days ago

How did people get from Obummer in 16 to accepting Biden stammering and losing his train of thought 8 years later? I know this has happened before with Reagan and maybe Bush the Elder, but damn how the fuck? How did they go from obama's charismatic orations to bringing the knives out when someone suggests Biden should step down? They did the same thing for Ginsberg too, though, I guess. Idfk.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 4 days ago

It's like team sport to them. If you are a fan of FC Blue you support them whether there giving a good performance or a shitty one. You might yell at the coach from time to time if they don't perform but you would never want to see another team win and you would never accept anyone but other FC Blue ultras talking shit about your team.

[-] [email protected] 40 points 4 days ago
[-] [email protected] 11 points 4 days ago

me but with 8pm to 2am

[-] [email protected] 41 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Hexbears please tell me which of the following scenarios is more likely:

The President - also the High Priest of the Neoliberal sect - has been subjected to an occult ritual to become the Vessel for the Dark God of Capital, which takes an unknown form residing within the flesh of the President. In the evening, the entity leaves the flesh and returns to its Temple, as it finds the frail body of the President a harsh condition for long-term habitation.

The President is senile.

[-] [email protected] 23 points 4 days ago
[-] [email protected] 25 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

"Diddy is forcing him into a humiliation ritual"

-manosphere influencers, probably

[-] [email protected] 23 points 4 days ago

I don't think senility causes eye bleeding, so it must be the first one.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago

High blood pressure or writhing mass of tentacles with no clear beggining or end pressing on the optic nerve?

[-] [email protected] 31 points 4 days ago

Remember when liberals were up in arms about Trump spending a lot of time golfing?

[-] [email protected] 17 points 4 days ago

Or his 'executive' time in the morning. It's literally the same thing, including impromptu press conferences in front of the fucking helicopter.

[-] [email protected] 36 points 4 days ago

we’re boned

astronaut-1

[-] [email protected] 23 points 4 days ago

Good thing world events are only scheduled during 10-4 local time. Shouldn't be a problem.

[-] [email protected] 26 points 4 days ago

So, he's on drugs for 6 hours a day and trying not to die for the remaining 18.

[-] [email protected] 25 points 4 days ago

He's sundowning. He likely has Alzheimer's. But we will never know because of his fucking cult like staff.

I'm so fucking mad at his staff.

Not because they are lying assholes saying Biden was fine for months. That is a level of fraud comparable to Elizabeth Holmes with Theranos or Sam bad haircut with FTX.

I'm fucking mad at them because they are making me feel sympathetic to the fucking NYT and Pod Save America with their snarky attacks for insulting their emperor with no clothes.

It's like a whole group of people decided to become Baghdad Bob reincarnated.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 4 days ago

It's called having a work-life balance

[-] [email protected] 32 points 4 days ago

mf is sundowning.

It’ll come out in the next decade that our 46th president suffered old timers disease. Feckless and mentally incapable.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago

It'll be revealed by a staffer in a book deal. This staffer was later found to be ruthlessly attacking everyone on social media and even doxxing dissenters because they needed a paycheck during the 2024 election. Can anyone think of the DC consultants 🥺.

[-] [email protected] 27 points 4 days ago

I wish I could work 3 hours a day and have a legion of TV brains defend me on social media when I call a garage a "Johnny Shack" while campaigning in a town called Pigsfoot, Ohio.

[-] [email protected] 22 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

The solution is simple. We just coordinate with the world’s leaders to conduct business - whether political, economic, or military - within those hours. We ask Putin and Hamas to ceasefire during the fatigue hours so we can make governance and politics more accessible, inclusive, and equitable to President Biden.

[-] [email protected] 22 points 4 days ago

my mom works with dementia patients and said he was very reminiscent lmao

[-] [email protected] 25 points 4 days ago

Part time president

[-] [email protected] 23 points 4 days ago

Remember “The 3:00 am phone call?”

[-] [email protected] 15 points 4 days ago

So when does Netanyahu calls him?

[-] [email protected] 14 points 4 days ago

Biden supports Netanyahu regardless of what time it is. His fondness of genocide is in his DNA.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

When his brain degrades fully and he's regressed into thinking it's 1960, all that'll be left is zionism and genocide.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 4 days ago

We should all have those work hours.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 4 days ago

Fuck I want a five hour workday, c'mon man, no mlarky

[-] [email protected] 11 points 4 days ago
[-] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

Please USians vote for Biden so we get more funny videos of him

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