Seeing how far some libs are willing to go to bat for Joe is jokerfying
alfred, stop bombing palestinians!
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He can't; he's Brit*sh.
It's an apt description though. Alfred enables Batman to go around beating poor people nearly to death. Biden enables all sorts of organizations to do the same.
omg sooberhero reference
The only choices here are allowing an old man with dementia access to batman's armaments, or the joker, no other alternatives so rest easy when alfred accidentally lands the bat jet on a school bus because there's nothing you could have done sweaty
If Alfred is stroking out over the Batcomputer and sending the Batwing to bomb the children of Crime Alley, then yes, you do replace him
It's why Robin exists in the first place!
You can't spell Joeker without Joe
I asked how many children Alfred had facilitated the murder of and why the Joker was even allowed to run with his 34 felony convictions and got some wishy-washy lib bullshit about how it's a lot of people's fault so it's nobody's fault vote alfred 
Well I think Alfred was a British commando in the war years so he probably has killed some children.
🤓 just like my mooovies. Cheeto is jus like the you know who, biden is dumbeldore. Hillary is the chosen one.
I never hear libs ask the serious questions, like who would be Mr. Filch in this analogy.
That would be john podesta
Who's Batman in this scenario?
The bombs killing Palestinian kids?
If so, then the Joker seems like a great option
If Trump were serious about being isolationist and would pull out of these wars, then the analogy would match.
He's definitely not gonna do that though.
Here's a more apt media comparison.
The GOP is M Bison and the closest thing we have to any opposition to Shadaloo is the dems: the political equivalent of Dan Hibiki. Our so-called "saviors" are IRL comic relief characters at best.
Seeing how far some libs are willing to go to batman for Joe
Also this is actual ableism, not "biden should drop out because his brain is melting," comparing THAT to Alfred because Alfred is old is ageism lol get fucked libs
libs would be enamored with the subservient relationship between a british butler and a rich corporate heir
Are any Dems accepting that we're all fucked either way and figuring out that they need militant street organization to have a chance in hell of surviving this?
This is actually really smart and good political analysis because obviously the real world is exactly like Batman
Alfred was always depicted as competent, never as senile. Even if they did an "Alfred gets Alzheimer's" story arc, Batman also has Barbara Gordon, Dick Grayson, and whichever Robin he has lying around to watch the cave.