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TIL that moving gracefully is a biological trait that feeeeemales of all species just genetically have.

Even funnier, this is the monster in question. Lmao:

Literally a corpse dragon that farts and pukes effluvium.

Morons don't attribute traits gained by socialisation to biology challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)

This is on the same level of stupid as dudes who thinks women genetically have eyeliner and smell like flowers.

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 3 months ago (2 children)

You can always tell the female dragons because they be shoppin'

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago

Girl dragons hoard shoes and handbags (eww). Boy dragons hoard anime figurines and cum jars (based).

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago

Female dragons do be shopping gracefully

[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Literally a corpse dragon that farts and pukes effluvium

excuse me are you saying this isn't feminine? whose the sexist now sweaty!

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago

Get their ass.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I'm saying they ain't graceful. I dun even know or care about it's gender meow-tableflip

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago (2 children)

can't puke, shit or fart with grace?

  1. skill issue

  2. are you really dirt_owl or have you been replaced?? WHO ARE YOU WORKING FOR

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Oh shit oh fuck they're so close to discovering I'm a dopplegangerohnoes

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

they're so close to discovering I'm a doppleganger

disgost

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (2 children)

The real Dirt_Owl is still trapped in the Black Lodge!

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 months ago

Literally a corpse dragon that farts and pukes effluvium.

transition goals trans-undertale

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

The funny thing is that elder dragons are canonically as likely to have no sexes/alien sexes as they are to have more familiar sex based reproduction. You have Lunastra and Teostra's collective species and possibly Ahta-kal's, but then you have Nergigante (explicitly monogendered with asexual budding based reproduction), the Magala family (parasitic impregnation based reproduction with two distinct species of symbiotic virus).

Unless we're given lore from the writers, any given elder dragon could be male, female, monogendered or something yet unknown. Stinky here could reproduce with the weird lifesteal effluvium and be part fungus, and that's its own can of worms.

also it's just using the same skeleton and animations as Kushala so like lol

EDIT: I also forgot about Fatalis, who is implied to be biologically immortal and able to replicate by regenerating from shed body parts, as well as Xeno'Jiiva and Safi'Jiiva who also possibly reproduce parasitically (there was a Xeno'jiiva egg inside the body of MSQ Zorah Magdaros) and Safi'Jiiva even does some really weird shit where it seems to molt into a form that resembles other elder dragons as a form of predatory mimicry, possibly as its method to get close and implant eggs in powerful elder dragons.

Okay that last part isn't explicitly canon but so many things line up for it not to be intentional, especially since the species does canonically use pheromones to attract other elder dragons.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Hell yeah genderless gang rise up

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago

Yeah, that monster is CLEARLY a twink, what is that dude on about??

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)

This is on the same level of stupid as dudes who thinks women genetically have eyeliner and smell like flowers.

Pacman sexual dimorphism

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago

Guy has a baby, doctor says "It's a girl!"

Father says: "WHERE'S THE BOW?!? SHE'S SUPPOSED TO HAVE A BOW ON HER HEAD!"

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)

What part about Vaal Hazak is graceful, the puke attack?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

The fart cloud

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)

kulve taroth gooners blathering on and on about its giant gold titties

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

LIZARDS DON'T HAVE TIDDIES meow-tableflip

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Argonians having Robertson's has always irked me.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Nah that makes sense, they're only humanoid because the hist made them humanoid to get along with other intelligent races. It makes sense that it would likewise mimic the sexual dimorphism of other species even if those traits are stripped of their biological function.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

Oh yeah I forgot about the hist. Yeah they get a pass.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago

who thinks women genetically have eyeliner and smell like flowers.

oh? it just started happening after i took enough E lea-finger-guns

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Literally a corpse dragon that farts and pukes effluvium.

Okay, you lost me here. Farting and puking effluvium is a distinctly feminine trait.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

The only thing I could call traditionally "feminine" there is the fact that the horrible meat cloak kind of looks like a lace veil.

Anyway, fun fact, Black Diablos are canonically all female because they're just regular Diablos that turned black because they're in heat.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

What a hussy, just waving her thagomizer around!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

Based and Diablos pilled

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

I do think the zombie rot dragon moves pretty fluidly, but how someone could read that as "graceful & feminine" is weird lol, even setting aside the instant "graceful=feminine" association for a sec.

I...guess Blackveil Vaal Hazak could be seen as having a...idk mourning or bridal veil...thing going on? Maybe???

The farty barfy corpse dragon is one of my favorite elder dragon designs though, very cool fight. Ugh, now I wanna raise my grievances with the forced gendered armor designs in Monster Hunter...

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

forced gendered armor designs in Monster Hunter

Oh that pisses me off don't even get me started.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It sucks so bad lmao. I just wanna make a fem character who can wear cool robot armor, but noooo nearly everything has to be a chainmail bikini

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

If you think that's bad, be grateful you aren't in the anime discourse about how disliking harems is poly-phobic.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

I want to sit this dude down, strap them to the chair and force them to watch lucha libre for 48 straight hours

you will appreciate the grace and fluidity of Mistico, Hechicero, Black Taurus and Mascara Dorada. you will enjoy it. you will not be weird about gender.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

Lol I was expecting idk Kirin or the cuttlefish from Iceborn. Vaal Hazak, come on now.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

To be fair I feel like a corpse dragon sometimes

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