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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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it's not late at night everywhere, get up and post for me, slothful burgers

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This belongs in good posting comrade-doggo

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Oh shit, rule one

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago
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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

This is the shit I save and resend to student chat rooms at school.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Slothful burgers?

Vegan btw (slothful because I eat it and then get really lazy and sleep from all the food in my tummy) niko-yawn

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Another eepy burger smuglord

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

i would post more but hexbear is very mad at me for how much i've already posted

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Too many requests.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

yea there is a small but not insignificant urge in me to use alcohol as an antianxiety med

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It won't make you less depressed, thats for sure

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

I like not being paralysed by social fear tho :>

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

There is much to Post :posting:

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Getting into Gerald Horne now. He seems pretty fucking rad. No way they'd give a guy like that tenure in 2024.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

how much you gonna pay me for my posts huh?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Loud, stinky farts.