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Israeli prime minister Binyamin Netanyahu said any Gaza ceasefire deal must allow Israel to resume fighting until its objectives are met.

“Any deal will allow Israel to return and fight until all the goals of the war are achieved,” Mr Netanyahu said in a statement on Sunday.

Hamas has dropped a key demand that Israel first commit to a permanent ceasefire before it would sign an agreement. Instead, it said it would allow negotiations to achieve that throughout the six-week first phase, a Hamas source said on Saturday.

But Mr Netanyahu said he insisted the deal must not prevent Israel from resuming fighting until its war objectives are met.

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[–] [email protected] 103 points 1 month ago (6 children)

So, since Netanyahu has stated that his main objective is the complete destruction of hamas, and he will not allow a cease fire until his objective is met, and hamas is an international organization with leaders in Turkey and UAE and based around an idea that cannot really be destroyed...

Basically he wants to be able to continue to fight forever? Yea, that fits.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 month ago (1 children)

and hamas is an international organization with leaders in Turkey and UAE and based around an idea

And also every single Palestinian in Gaza AND the West Bank is Hamas according to Netanyahu and the rest of the war criminals. Yes, even the children.

These monsters literally won't stop until all Palestinians are dead or the West stops enabling their crimes against humanity and gives them the South Africa treatment.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You ever see those movies where a hit squad takes out a family but leaves a baby, and then the baby grows up and takes revenge and kills the entire organization that sent the hit squad?

He's just covering his bases. He's gotta kill every single Palestinian and Hamas member regardless of where they live.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The fact that I can't tell whether this is a hilariously ghoulish joke or you're serious really says a lot about the credulity of Zionists 😬😄

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 weeks ago

Ironically thats how biblical Herod tried to make sure that newborn Jesus wont survive when he ordered the slaughter of the innocents

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

He wants vanishes Gaza and then re-settle with Israel flag. It's all about the territory, not about Hamas.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago

As the great philosopher said, “Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity”

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

War is peace.

Freedom is slavery.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Backspace is delete.

(Sorry)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

He knows he can keep power as long as there's a war but his days are numbered when it's over. So a forever war is in his best interest.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Religious nuts like Netanyahu want to murder every member of other religions. That is his real objective.

[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

The goals of the war being?...

Oh right, the destruction of every non-Israeli living in Gaza.

  • Why else would they go after Hospitals treating innocent Palestinian victims?

  • Why else would they spend months and months denying any and all foreign aid to Gaza after cutting them off from all food, water, and electricity?

  • Why else would they airstrike clearly marked aid convoys for Gaza going along a pre-agreed route?

  • Why else would members of the IDF record thselves killing innocent Palestinians?

  • Why else would they oppose any and all peace deals, and openly plot to betray any and all ceasefires?

Israel has killed more than 30,000 innocent people. You can't just call that collateral or even callous disregard, it's mass murder, a genocide of Palestinians in Gaza.

Hamas are not good guys by any stretch, but if you're being morally high-grounded by a terrorist organisation, then you ought to know which side of history you're on.

Edit: Israeli not Israelite

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 month ago (1 children)

There's a British medical journal called lancet that estimates the deaths at 186,000. Remember. The death counts stopped changing much in like February or March because Israel destroyed the Gaza Health ministry which is responsible reporting.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Also because they can't dig the bodies out of the rubble and because the bodies have been blown into so many pieces they're hard to count.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

*Israeli, Israelite is a biblical term.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Oh right, the destruction of every non-Israelite living in Gaza.

As we've seen since Oct 7th itself, Israelis are also acceptable collateral damage.

[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

"We will only accept a ceasefire in which we do not cease firing"

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 month ago

Could we get a list of theses goals? Because somewhere down around "elimination of the Palestinian people" is honestly a bit of a concern...

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago

His goal being the complete murder of all Palestinians.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago

"I agree to the cease-fire, you must cease fire. Me? I will stop once we're out of targets AND bullets, but the bullets come in 1000 packs, and targets come in 100001 packs, so it might be a while"

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

Till the genocide is complete

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

"the only way I'm agreeing to not fight is if THEY can't fight but I'm allowed to keep fighting" says toddler who doesn't understand how logic works yet

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

I don't think Mr. Netanyahu knows what ceasefire means

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

This sounds like Putins input to a possible peace deal some weeks ago, were Ukraine gives up the contested regions.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Same as it always was with Israel.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

It's worth mentioning there are huge protests against Netanyahu and his faschist regime. Instead of dissing Israel, wish us good luck.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Any idea if those protests are making any difference? Watching Israel become this has been heartbreaking.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

They do make a difference, but not yet THE difference we're all wishing for.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They just want the hostages returned. They don't really seem to care about the genocide.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

"Don't seems to care " sure....

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

But guys! They have a framework!