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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Its me, I am the animal cringe vegetable

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

"Remember to eat your animables or you're not getting any dessert."

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

The existence of rules-based order implies the existences of crimes-cringe chaos

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Among others, it's not common but it keeps cropping up

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Not intentionally, I find the whole situation incredibly annoying because it's always some version of someone being buttmad about "the vegans" "taking" "their food" like the old tired argument of lesbians shouldn't be allowed to use dildos

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

But what about plant based beets.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Animal cringe vegetables is like that leaf they turned into synthetic meat

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I would say "would that be like anemones and corals" but they're kinda cool little guys, too, y'know.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

so, like a venus flytrap? non-vegan plant ass

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Is it vegan to eat Venus flytraps?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Probably has the same ruleset at figs.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

This changes everything

Damn

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Could you apply that term to the kopi luwak?