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[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 month ago

And by tried to kill him he means asked him to also do exercise while taking his HGH

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 month ago

Mom! Mom! Mom! Someone tried to- mom! Mom! Listen to me mom! Someone- someone tried- MOM! Mom! Mom! Some tried to kill me too, mom! Twice!

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago

melon-musk strikes me as the kind of guy that would tell us about each attempt in detail immediately after they happened. No way he would keep that kind of clout chasing under covers.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago

The Delaware judge was one of them. Denying his $56 billion pay package is tantamount to murder.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Claim is plausible, I can't imagine having to be near him for extended periods without being at least tempted. I assume both attempts were family members and/or secretaries.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago

I can’t believe we all nearly forgot the very special emerald boy existed.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Isn't he the guy claiming he has no security unlike others billionaires ?

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago

I remember he was sleeping at X headquarters had the security team escort him to the bathroom

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago

Damn, wish they succeeded

Shut the fuck up

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago

Yeah but just because he is annoying not for any political reasons.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

Genuine manchild

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

one of them was when tesla workers tried to unionize and he fired them all, unionizng workers threatens his comapnies bottom line, and by extension his life

the 2nd time was when his daughter estranged him

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

They should give a joint speech against gun violence in a valley

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Gotta pump those numbers up

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago