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[–] [email protected] 41 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 39 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

I was also thinking about a heart attack.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 5 months ago (2 children)

A waste of perfectly good cattle. I like meat, but I have common ground with the vegans when it comes to excessive farming for wasted animal lives. It's hard to argue were the most humaneβ€”obviouslyβ€”predator when our practices are set up for throwing half of it in the bin.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I saw a statistics that 12% of Americans eat 50% of all beef produced in the USA and I cannot stop thinking about it. Everytime I eat a burger I wonder if I've passed into the 12%. When I look at a stack like this, I see a beef 1%er

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 5 months ago

You spilled your jpg compression all over it.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago

First thought: gonna need a nap.

Second thought: gonna need blood thinners

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago (1 children)

First thing: I'd like it to be a bit smaller.

Second thing: burger

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Agreed, I’d still cut it in half and keep the other half to eat later

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

Mine: "Why do they always make them taller and not wider? I am not a snake. I cannot unhinge my jaw to eat it like that dude in the Burger King commercial."

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago

coranary artery disease

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago

Utterly disgusting. Where can someone get this monstrosity so that I can avoid it?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago

On my period, I could eat this easily

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Not a real burger. Real burgers can be held, and easily eaten by the average American man or woman (height between 5'5" and 5'10" inclusive) without a knife and fork, and without the need to visit a sink to wash your hands after.

Big burgers should be wider, not taller. This is a meat and cheese loaf with a side of bread.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Agreed, I hate a burger that was made with the assumption that I'm a fucking python.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

A good burger should be juicy. I have no problem washing my hands after eating one.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

"Eat like you have free healthcare"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

But if you’re offered this burger, you likely don’t!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

Yeah I’d cut a hole in the middle and shoot my man jam in there.

Like a sexy juicy Lucy.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

What’s in the glass, some kind of soup? And where might one get it? Asking for me

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Well, I’ve been missing out, thanks 😊

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

I need you inside me.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

Ach, my arteries!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

They could have made it with three juicy medium/medium rare patties instead of six fried until dry ones.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Ah good, the final piece in my plan to die early of cardiac arrest.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

It's tastier than cyanide.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (2 children)

If it had some other toppings in addition that'd be a hell of a marathon recovery meal

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

I could eat.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Separate those six burgers, store one, eat one, give the rest to others. Unless someone needs the stored one, then give that one away too. Am not doing great but I'll manage 🀷

... Seriously want a burger now though v.v Why'd you do this to me? πŸ™€

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

I fucking desire it

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

America πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

My weak ass jaw dislocating 3 times trying to take the first bite.

Actually I wouldn't even try to take the first bite on account of the jaw.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

The slow, incredibly painful and brutal death my father father had over 10 years (!) because he ate this shit. Just never. Why should anybody eat this? It doesn't even taste good, it's just the brain wash that these things taste good.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

I need a roll of paper towels and a gallon of sweet tea

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

heart attack

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Needs ketchup and onion rings

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

In America you can! They let you! FREEDUMB!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Disgusting.

One patty and some fries is plenty for me thanks. Oh, and why the hell are their no veggies on that burger?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago
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