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Incoming heart attack
I was also thinking about a heart attack.
A waste of perfectly good cattle. I like meat, but I have common ground with the vegans when it comes to excessive farming for wasted animal lives. It's hard to argue were the most humaneβobviouslyβpredator when our practices are set up for throwing half of it in the bin.
I saw a statistics that 12% of Americans eat 50% of all beef produced in the USA and I cannot stop thinking about it. Everytime I eat a burger I wonder if I've passed into the 12%. When I look at a stack like this, I see a beef 1%er
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You spilled your jpg compression all over it.
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First thought: gonna need a nap.
Second thought: gonna need blood thinners
First thing: I'd like it to be a bit smaller.
Second thing: burger
Agreed, Iβd still cut it in half and keep the other half to eat later
Mine: "Why do they always make them taller and not wider? I am not a snake. I cannot unhinge my jaw to eat it like that dude in the Burger King commercial."
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coranary artery disease
Utterly disgusting. Where can someone get this monstrosity so that I can avoid it?
On my period, I could eat this easily
Not a real burger. Real burgers can be held, and easily eaten by the average American man or woman (height between 5'5" and 5'10" inclusive) without a knife and fork, and without the need to visit a sink to wash your hands after.
Big burgers should be wider, not taller. This is a meat and cheese loaf with a side of bread.
Agreed, I hate a burger that was made with the assumption that I'm a fucking python.
A good burger should be juicy. I have no problem washing my hands after eating one.
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"Eat like you have free healthcare"
But if youβre offered this burger, you likely donβt!
Put your dick in it.
Yeah Iβd cut a hole in the middle and shoot my man jam in there.
Like a sexy juicy Lucy.
Whatβs in the glass, some kind of soup? And where might one get it? Asking for me
Well, Iβve been missing out, thanks π
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Tums
I need you inside me.
Ach, my arteries!
They could have made it with three juicy medium/medium rare patties instead of six fried until dry ones.
Ah good, the final piece in my plan to die early of cardiac arrest.
It's tastier than cyanide.
If it had some other toppings in addition that'd be a hell of a marathon recovery meal
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I could eat.
Separate those six burgers, store one, eat one, give the rest to others. Unless someone needs the stored one, then give that one away too. Am not doing great but I'll manage π€·
... Seriously want a burger now though v.v Why'd you do this to me? π
I fucking desire it
America πΊπΈ
Tummy hurt
My weak ass jaw dislocating 3 times trying to take the first bite.
Actually I wouldn't even try to take the first bite on account of the jaw.
The slow, incredibly painful and brutal death my father father had over 10 years (!) because he ate this shit. Just never. Why should anybody eat this? It doesn't even taste good, it's just the brain wash that these things taste good.
I need a roll of paper towels and a gallon of sweet tea
heart attack
Ew
Needs ketchup and onion rings
In America you can! They let you! FREEDUMB!
Disgusting.
One patty and some fries is plenty for me thanks. Oh, and why the hell are their no veggies on that burger?
Would
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