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[–] [email protected] 87 points 1 month ago (3 children)

My mommy black. My daddy black.

Is that what he thinks black people sound like?

[–] [email protected] 59 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

They were this close from doing a fried chicken reference

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago

I took a semester of Ebonics at Liberty University and this sounds right to me

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Lol he fucked up, they would have def said Mama if they were really southern like this is trying to come off as

[–] [email protected] 71 points 1 month ago

Finally a sequel to

[–] [email protected] 66 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

I've been Black all my life

I was only black for two weeks back in college

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 month ago

Justin Trudeau, is that you?

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 month ago

I was black and blue for days after falling from the coconut tree

[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I've never seen a post like this that has a selfie attached and not think it was a bot

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 month ago

Oh yeah? I am a true HUMAN and I will NEVER call selfieposters bots!

I was born a Human and I will die a Human.

My mommy was human. My daddy was human.

I will NEVER think that as long as I live. Because I am a HUMAN and calling others BOTS is DEMEANING.

Humaning all day every day!

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 month ago

As a native Antarctican, I assert that if you play RDR2, you are a lib.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Obama went tf off when he obliterated household wealth in black communities fr fr oh shit this is my white investment banker linkedin account abort

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

imagine if you were this guy and you transitioned and your last name is fucking mannarino

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

imagine ~~if you were this guy and you transitioned and~~ your last name is fucking mannarino

thats already rough enough. sounds like a heckin pupperino but applied to men

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I was born black and i will die white (i dont get enough sun and have a crippling vitamin D deficiency)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Literally me

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

What a classic

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Isn't this the guy that pissed in his own mouth on live stream to own the libs?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Nah that was Joey Salads.