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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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"her" preference is that every time I refer to "them" not only am I supposed to swap "his" pronouns but I also have to put anything in reference to "xer" in quotes. I'm also not allowed to use the same pronoun or identifier after using it once, so I need more. Thanks in advance

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago

deez/nuts

gottem

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

There should be a few here ^

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

geordi-no pronouns

geordi-yes pokenouns

(if this doesn't parse it's a "gotta catch them all" joke)

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

Stochastic non-linear gender

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

Please refer zer to my gender viscosity post, I must know.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

I'm also not allowed to use the same pronoun or identifier after using it once, so I need more.

That's because reusing your One-Time-Pronoun can reveal the secret intersectional key if an attacker has two different engendered cyphertexts. Get the new booklets at the soros meetups.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

randomly generate pronouns. recommend using UUIDs

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

jesse-wtf and <insert mind-blown dude gif here where it zooms forever you know what i mean, i spent 1 minute of my life looking for this in the emoji selector>

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Haven’t we all?