Ma'am this is a Wendy's

I was looking for a banana daiquiri recipe, but thanks anyway.

Not labeling this one "fun fact" was a good call.

What an awful day to be literate.

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“Welcome to Wendy’s, may I take your order?”

Nature is so beautiful.

Huh, TIL that not all slugs use love darts

The love dart is not a penial stylet (in other words, it is not an accessory organ for sperm transfer). The exchange of sperm between both of the two land snails is a completely separate part of the mating progression. Nevertheless, recent research shows that use of the dart can strongly favor the reproductive outcome for the snail that is able to lodge a dart in its partner. This is because mucus on the dart contains an allomone (pheromone-like) compound that promotes sperm preservation mechanisms in the female.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Love_dart

If only I could find romance like that.

Wow, they're not so different to us after all

Damn nature, you scary!

Who, Slug? You're waiting for fucking Slug?"

"No! I mean no, uhh, yeah."

"Oh no, you're... You're fucking kidding me."

"He's so hot."

It's like defenestration... Some words just beg an explanation for why they exist

That's pretty metal of them \m/

"Apophallated" is now in my vocabulary of insults. (To be used with caution: if they reply "Don't kink shame" then I instantly lose.)

Fiat slug.