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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

Mom can we get tamagotchi?

We have tamagotchi at home.

[tamagotchi at home] GIGACHIMP

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

NFTs would be cool if they only existed as egg sized clear plastic injection molded gadgets and were price fixed by the state at $4.99

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

NFTs had less functionality than this, were uglier, and burned down rainforests every time the ledger checked for their existence. INNOVATION! this-is-fine

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I cried the first time my tamogotchi left in a spaceship. I woke up one morning, went to go feed him, and he was just gone.

Why no I don't have unresolved abandonment issues, why do you ask?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

skill issue you're supposed to forget to feed them during baby mode inside your bookbag at school and they die from their accumulated waste piling up while you learn about long division

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

But poop is gross >:(

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

how did he get so small????? scared

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

You can't just take picture of my microchimps, that's stealing!all-my-apes-gone

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

Return to micromonke monke-return

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

mods! mods! someone took my microchimps