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[–] [email protected] 53 points 2 months ago (1 children)

We exist in the dream of an elder god having a stroke.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

When an elder god with dementia tries to draw a clock, it just looks like a normal clock with no tentacles or gaps showing the void between realities or anything.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Now, will blue maga understand this time that red maga doesn't care if it's literally true or not?

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 months ago

No they'll double down and say "we're the ones that really care about the issue so I promise we'll do everything the Republicans say they'll do but take it further"

[–] [email protected] 40 points 2 months ago

AHHHH I FUCKING KNEW THEY'D LATCH ONTO IT AND DOUBLE DOWN HAHAHAHSHAHAHAHA FUCK THIS COUNTRY

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Are you feeling that world changing and revolutionary potential from the treat printers yet? so-true

World's changing, all right. The way it's changing, mainly, is that it's burning down faster than ever before to produce this fucking trash. ecoterrorism

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 months ago

Boomers will see shit like this and not only believe it's real but they'll also be like "SO TRUE, GOD BLESS! - SUSAN"

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

I actually wonder if any of Trump's kids has a pet. I can imagine Ivanka having a cat and caring for it. But if one of Trump's sons has a dog - they probably torture the poor thing.

In other news - I wish somebody could use the same prompt but change cat to "a My Little Pony", kittens to "kitten-sized My Little Ponies" and assault rifle to "wizard's staff".

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Craiyon is very basic so I had to give up on the "My Little Pony" theme. But I generated a lot of images and it did produce this curiosity.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I actually wonder if any of Trump's kids has a pet.

I don't think so and I can totally see Trump being like fuck no to owning a pet.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

For some reason I imagined Trump meeting Columbo.

"I hope it's okay to bring him inside. Dog was lonely in the car. You see he got—"

"Get that fucking thing out of my house, Inspector Trenchcoat."

"It's actually a raincoat, sir."

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

MLP already had Cozy Glow, but she was too smart and competent as a fascist dictator to be a 1:1 match for trump-anguish

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

it did produce this curiosity.

motherfucker has a mechanical handcannon smdh this shit was supposed to be for us all negative

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Trump bringing back the outdoor cats discourse in order to divide and conquer the left, smhing my head

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Main reason to visit national parks should be to make cairns. Rock stacking in national parks, folks. Let people enjoy things. Stack those rocks. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise. a-little-trolling

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Just imagine what Twitter would've have looked like during the roman times marx-ok

"My opponent in the Senate is a Gracchian! He wants to redistribute all your hard earned farmlands! Vote for Septimus, to Make the Republic Great Again."

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I want to see the wild shit that would've flown in early U.S.A

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The Adams/Jefferson campaign slapfights would be wild.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Makes you wonder if they'd be more or less insufferable than the shit we see now.

My money's on it being just as

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"My opponent in the Senate is a Gracchian! He wants to redistribute all your hard earned farmlands!

OpSec, "The Assassination of Julius Caesar: A People's History of Ancient Rome" reader confirmed?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

I read it. Fun book.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

godawful trigger discipline, those kittens are good as toast with him around.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago (2 children)

It's okay there doesn't appear to be a trigger anyway. Which is a good thing because the z-curve at the end of the barrel would probably have the gun go boom in the wrong direction

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

It's for tactical spin

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

This shit has got to be totally incomprehensible to anybody not already undergoing brain melting from right wing media or the internet right? Like, they're really tripling down on "extremely online weirdos are the most important segment of the electorate" thing.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Instead of raging that the person who has made many bad jokes about eating cows, (and I think animals in general), posted this, I will choose to focus on the fact that the gun is amusingly droopy

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago

Munchkin Trump isn't real. He can't hurt you.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

Same as it ever was

Same as it ever was

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

emoji of armed Trump riding a cat when

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

What is the scale here? Cause wither trump is 3 feet tall or these cats are all pretty big, not just the steed cat

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

what warrior cats book is this from?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

the secret warrior cats book the author chose to release on AO3 under a pseudonym instead of getting it published

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Goddamn it. He's got this MF riding a Warclaw.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

there goes another acre of the amazon

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

They double down probably because they know their voting base would not collapse.

So the fact that democrats trying to pull republicans vote is a questionable strategy.

But then again I can be wrong

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What's the deal with mainposting now, are we allowed to main post, or are the rules just gone when a mod mainposts, or what, I'm not online enough to keep up when i'm busy at work

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Side bar says

Temporary moratorium on main rule to encourage more posting on main. We reserve the right to arbitrarily enforce it whenever we wish and the right to strike this line and enforce mainposting with zero notification to the users because its funny

and I do what the side bar tells me to do

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

finally i can stop dump posting on chapotraphouse

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm gonna enforce mainposting on specifically your posts now arbitrarily.

because that would be funny.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm sure a lot of my haters would agree with you alaskaball so idk mainly a good call i guess 😔

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

when constructing a title for main a fun move is to have the letters m a i n sequentially buried somewhere in the words like:

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

This is so weird...