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This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What is it about conservative humor that it always has this same flavor?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"People who aren't me these days" grillman

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That is it distilled, huh?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I imagine that if you recorded Thanksgiving dinner table rants from a few hundred grillman , converted those rants to text, and fed that text to ChatGPT, the product you'd get (besides some more burned acres of forest) would be basically that sentence, I believe.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah but when Larry Wall dies, that'll be a great blow for border abolition.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

There's still Brad Pitt and Gary Woodchipper.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

That's why I'm going to name my firstborn Gulag Guillotine

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

Me going out and hunting down John Capitalism

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

I don't get it

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Bill reminding us again why he's paid the big bucks.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Wasn't his initial gimmick on SNL "Chevy Chase but slightly less of a piece of shit?"

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Adolf Hitler died, so why are there still so many hitlers all over the place, wtf?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

I need someone to check up on Rafaella Tiramisu, stat!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

he actually stole this from kattwilliamsferrell

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago