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I wish i knew who were this 2 guys, if only ben had named them

Mexico=Indochina

Cuba= Phillipines

kkkanada: Steppe Horde

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[–] [email protected] 64 points 1 month ago (3 children)

There used to be a prominent meme on the Chinese internet about how Trump was actually a Chinese asset, but like in a positive way. Basically saying that Trump was a double agent deliberately crashing America's economy. There were a bunch of pictures of Trump doing stereotypical old Chinese man things like taichi in the park lmao

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago

He may as well have been.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 month ago

Ben Garrison confirms that Taiwan is part of China

[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 month ago (1 children)

i'm not dumb i just can't read chinese kitty-cri

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)

you can't read chinese yet

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 month ago

Rude! But what do the Chinese characters say, though? comedian

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 month ago (3 children)

omg new EU4 mod when

but leave China in China, too, so there's two Chinas

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 month ago

two chinas, four systems?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

have the continental US in china's place but divided between the native nations

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

Put a third one where Brazil is

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago

god damn it ben you are not going to convince me that biden is cool

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Biden isn't even balding like that.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago

He basically is tbh, that's about what he would look like without the combover

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

Garrison has to drain the vitality of the enemy cartoons to give that energy to trump-dapper

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Honestly shocked that there's no Pooh references, and that Xi's caricature is actually pretty respectful.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

Of course. Say what you will about Zyklon Ben, he is certainly no lib

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago

Taiwan part of the PRC

Can't believe Ben Garrison is a seeseepee wumao smfh

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Miami Beach = Sanya? Actually makes sense

Philadelphia = Beijing? Sure

DC = Shanghai? Obviously

Texas = Guangxi? deng-cowboy since Mexico is Vietnam, this kinda makes sense

Las Vegas = Lhasa? Now we're cooking with portals

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

doesn't make sense, because Hainan is a place that people have heard of

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago

At least he did not forget Taiwan

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago

Joe Bèndàn

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago

this looks like an AI generated rendition of a Ben Garrison comic. He's really fallen off. Damn.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

biden-alert Let's Go 笨蛋! suswcc

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Upper canada/ontario = "rok"

Lower canada/quebec = dprk

Hmm the vision is kinda there in the opposite direction.. it's not that big, could hexbear [redacted] their election to get some Juche up north?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Chuds thinking Biden is a Chinese asset is the same as them thinking Obama is a secret Muslim. It's so delusional.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

If i remember the timeline correctly this particular nonsense came as direct response to blueanon claims that Trump is Russian asset, but instead of shaming dems into abandoning it, now both sides belives their own version of redscare judeobolshevik plot.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

So I could travel to Toronto without going through customs? I’m down

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

quebec is finally free

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Didn't see Washington getting annexed by Canada coming tbh

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

Washington state fell to a Kkkanidian Khanate raid

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I Intionally thought though this comic was making fun of biden's evaporating mind and he was supposed to paint china amerikkka or something but reversed it to a confused Xi. Since this is Garrison, Im assuming the actual intent is less elegant then that.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Since this is Garrison, Im assuming the actual intent is less elegant then that.

Yep. He's just saying that Biden is working for the SeeSeePee like how Kamala is apparently a comminist to these chuds.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

The good ending 🥹🥹🥹

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Thats Clint Eastwood from that one racist film to the right and the late Shinzo Abe.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

God I fucking wish

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Penis Garrison moment

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Hexbear moment