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Overall a nice house with some lovely scenic views. But someone was very chandelier-happy.
Also, white carpet in the red-sanded Arizona desert? Possibly not the best plan.
Even the bathroom- chandelier.
https://www.zillow.com/homes/2856-State-Route-179-Sedona,-AZ-86336_rb/81977020_zpid/
The cover photo looks like an AI generated image since it doesn't understand the appropriate number of light fixtures.
The thumbnail made it look like a pool with chandeliers, I'm not sure this is better.
I guess when you have double-height rooms, you have to use that space for something.
In this case, they went with weather formation
Loving the clouds painted on the ceiling. Did a five year old design this house?
No way, this is peak Boomer, guaranteed.
Things like this remind me that rich people have the absolute worst fucking taste imaginable. Assuming they have any taste beyond "maximally expensive" like they're pre-modern nobility.
Even pre modern nobility had ideas like gothic architecture vs Gregorian or something
The carpet in the bathroom is the bigger problem
I have encountered that so many times in otherwise normal houses. I don't get it. Toilets can overflow, showers and sinks can leak. Why would you do that?
Some people really enjoy a slowly rotting subfloor?
I mean I don't, but...
Well, if you have high ceiling rooms, a chandelier looks better than some flat lights somewhere up there.
they should make counterstrike levels out of bad real estate like this
i think someone just took counterstrike levels and made bad real estate out of them
I thought it was filled with water from a hurricane at first glance
Jeez. At first glance I thought that first pic was an indoor swimming pool.
So what is the pic showing then, just a polished blue floor in some living room-type area?
I'm guessing it's supposed to be a... dance hall? Or maybe a big dining room or something? But yeah. I think it's just a polished floor.
There's even fish stickers on the shower door lol
is this place flooded?
Why would you paint the sky on the ceiling and then add chandeliers?! It feels like a fallout bunker.
Delusions of Versailles, on a budget.
Paris, TX was not enough so they made their own Versailles, AZ
I find a cloudy look in them.
It feels more like a community center than a home
Sedona, AZ. Say no more.
And they're ALL DIFFERENT
Seriously, how did they find SO MANY completely different chandeliers?
It's like it's a chandelier display store for very elite customers.
Feels like an episode of Interdemensional TV from Rick and Morty
Maybe it's a collection
I think whether it was intentionally one or not, it's become one
This seems like a fake house that's just for hosting parties lol like I can't imagine someone actually living in such a ridiculous space
100% a swinger house. I’d bet there’s an absurd number of bathrooms as well.
6 beds, 8 baths on a few acres of land for not-too-much privacy, lots of off street parking. Swinger house seems pretty plausible. Whomever owned it definitely entertained parties of some sort quite a bit there
Gotta check for Pampas Grass, that's the hallmark.
They probably shouldn't swing. Those chandeliers probably won't hold their weight.
Heyoooh!
I'll be here all week, folks! Try the fish!
Does it come with a roomba drone to dust all those chandeliers?
It's got some "backrooms" / liminal space vibes.
My first thought. Definite Poolrooms energy.
It's like a "cheerful" house of leaves
With all the chandeliers you sure to have at least one not working in a given time.
Cozy little place, I do hope 27 parking spaces would be enough. The scenery is outstanding.
The location is magnificent but everything about the house is naff - not just the chandeliers but the curtains, the kitchen, the balconies, the archways, even the outdoor area. The temptation would be to knock it all down and put in something more open to take advantage of the vistas.
They bought one and Amazon fucked up and sent a pallet.
That carpet is filthy. They didn't even vacuum it.
I'm not even sure if that's carpet.
The first pic makes me think of Eastern Europe / just straight up Russia