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McDonald's is the place to rock

It is a restaurant where they buy food to eat

It is a good place to listen to the music

People flock here to get down to the rock music

Rock 'n' Roll McDonald's

Rock 'n' Roll McDonald's

Rock 'n' Roll McDonald's

Rock 'n' Roll McDonald's

McDonald's will make you fat

They serve Big Macs

They serve Quarter-Pounders

They will put pounds on you

Rock 'n' Roll McDonald's

Rock 'n' Roll McDonald's

Rock 'n' Roll McDonald's

Rock 'n' Roll McDonald's

McDonald's hamburgers are the worst

They are worse than Burger King

A Big Mac has twenty-six grams of fat

A Quarter-Pounder has twenty-eight grams of fat

Rock 'n' Roll McDonald's

Rock 'n' Roll McDonald's

Rock 'n' Roll McDonald's

Rock 'n' Roll McDonald's

Rock on London

Rock on Chicago

Wheaties, breakfast of champions

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago (2 children)

fucking fake news comm got me again angery

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I think it's my first entry into it. success

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

You popped your fakenews cherry getting someone on your first go no less! congratulations

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

God dammit!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

In this house Wesley Willis is a hero, end of story

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

He made the most of a bad hand. Respect.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

fakenews

whew, I don't know if I could handle wesley willis being appropriated by chuds.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Donald Trump is a candidate for President.

He is in the Republican Party.

He is running again after he lost in 2020.

If he wins, this will be his second term.

DONALD TRUMP

DONALD TRUMP

DONALD TRUMP

DONALD TRUMP

Trump has a crazy fan base.

They are ridiculously dedicated to him.

The Democrats don't like him.

They don't want him to win.

DONALD TRUMP

DONALD TRUMP

DONALD TRUMP

DONALD TRUMP

(instrumental)

Donald Trump has a big tower.

It is over in New York.

He starred in a reality show.

He said "you're fired".

DONALD TRUMP

DONALD TRUMP

DONALD TRUMP

DONALD TRUMP

Rock over London, Rock on Chicago. Feastables, Feast Like a Beast.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

God i wish he was alive today, holy shit this is gold

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

They threw me out of church!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

Lee Greenwood in shambles that it wasn't McDonald's and You

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

RIP Wesley Willis

I still remember when we headbutted each other.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Sounds like story time to me.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Decades ago I saw him perform at the shitty punk venue that I miss so much nowadays.

After he finished his set he hung out on a couch in the back, his considerable mass occupying every cushion, it may have been a love seat. After purchasing one of his albums (vinyl) we "headbutted", gently and respectfully holding each others skull and touching them together. Rumor was he had severe schizophrenia and many of his songs do allude to demons in his head. I know he preferred headbutts to shaking hands though, it was kinda his thing. His forehead had several large bumps on it, not sure if that was from external injury or internal tumescence.

Don't remember the name of the album but the cover art was a drawing Wesley did of a city intersection, done in ballpoint pen and Crayola-style markers, featuring a city bus. Everyone was talking about him weeks before the show and I'm not sure how that happened in our small town before the rise of Google. Good times.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

I hope history records him fondly as a lasting presence of his time.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Mr willis wouldve never allowed that.