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[–] [email protected] 129 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Funnily enough we try to cultivate everything we like, so in a roundabout way they were successful.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I think the book Sapiens makes the point that wheat has trained us into cultivating it for selfish needs.

(Except that it's wheat, and that we annihilated 99% of its brethren to pick out the one that we liked so we could effectively clone it. But yes, we are the slaves...)

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago

Sapiens and Homo Deus are both such good books. Lots of little anecdotes like that we're just so fascinating.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

I think that’s basically what The Botany of Desire is about, right?

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[–] [email protected] 103 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Nicotine, THC, and cocaine are also insecticides. And psilocybin might be an insect repellent.

Thanks poison!

[–] [email protected] 30 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Drugs - natures mosquito repellant

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago

Mosquitoes are such squares!

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

Capsaicin is a fungicide, which is extremely useful in the environments where spicy peppers grow.

[–] [email protected] 73 points 3 weeks ago

The best bit about the mint and chocolate thing is that chocolate is also poison, so we spice up our poison with more poison.

[–] [email protected] 69 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

All valid Points. But also, humans: i will care for this plant and create huge fields where you can live prosper and in peace. We kill everything who comes near you and try to harm you. And we will ensure you will live forever. You dont need birds who shit your seeds out.

Those plants domesticared us!

[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 weeks ago

Also humans: we will breed you until your fruit no longer bears seed, because we decide when and how you reproduce

[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 weeks ago

Sidenote: monocultures are devastating, long-term.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago

Botany of desire

[–] [email protected] 60 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Basically humans will have sex with you, eat you, or make you a pet.

Sometimes more than one.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 weeks ago

Don't forget we wear them also...

[–] [email protected] 58 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Tbf, this has proven to be extremely effective: Just think of how many tobacco or chili plants are grown today! Domestication really is a two-way-street

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[–] [email protected] 56 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (3 children)

Would aliens actually be weirded out by this quality of humans?

I feel like any sufficiently intelligent species living on a planet will have some degree of biodiversity on said planet. And the chances of something being made to be a poison/deterrent for creatures other than the intelligent species is probably a large one, because it's pretty hard for plants and animals to make a poison/deterrent that kills everything without also killing itself. So if there is a gap for itself, there is a gap for other life to coexist with the toxin. And that's before accounting for the fact that something can be safe at low levels, provide benefits/stimulation/good feels at low levels, and toxic at high levels.

So I'd think it would be pretty natural for intelligent life to consume things that are harmful to huge swaths of other creatures.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Works best with the Earth-is-a-deathworld trope

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

It is kinda weird that humans are so resilient to so many things though. It's part of being scavenging omnivores, but alients with a more specialized diet might be weirded out.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Dogs can eat rotting meat and lick unwashed balls and ass but die from fucking grapes. 🤷🏼‍♂️

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Humans can fuck grapes with impunity

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

I.... I don't think I can.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 weeks ago (8 children)

Seems like a skill issue to me.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

C'mon David. They want you to. Do it for them, buddy.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Potentially. But think of it this way, there are somewhere around 400,000 plant species out there.

https://news.mongabay.com/2016/05/many-plants-world-scientists-may-now-answer/

Based on this list, something on the order of like 99.5% of plants are either not safe, or not useful/beneficial. If other species on our planet share a similar rate without complete overlap, then it's practically a guarantee that there will be thousands of plants that are safe and useful for us but not for other species. That doesn't feel particularly strange or unlikely. So even with a specialized diet, I don't think the numbers would be much different.

It also could be the case that being scavenging omnivores is a strong precursor to becoming intelligent. If your species is on the rise in terms of intelligence, you're probably using that to expand your food sources wide and far.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

For mammals we are, sure, but there's loads of things that'd kill humans that other animals chow down on perfectly happily, especially when it comes to microorganisms, mushrooms and the rotting things they're often found in/around

I don't think scavenging is right also given that humans used to mainly pick fresh fruits and persistence hunt, both of which are very fresh food which is not overlooked or left by others... Given the fact we picked fresh fruits and hunted for fresh meat, being resistant to berry and fruit based poisons was more important than microorganism based ones, so it makes a lot of sense that so many of the non-intoxicating poisons we like are from fruits and berries

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I know it's just a typo, but the image "alients" conjured in my head is pretty funny. I have less than zero artistic talent or I'd share it with you all. Hopefully the mental image is enough.

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[–] [email protected] 48 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Sometimes, when a fruit or seed isn't toxic enough for our taste, we make it liquid then make it ferment or age until some of its sugar turns into the deliciously neurotoxic ethanol.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 weeks ago

“Hmm tastes good but could taste a bit closer to death.”

[–] [email protected] 33 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Don't forget...

Yeast: oh man I love sugars so much, I just wish they didn't make me shit so bad.

Humans: dude this stuff is fucking awesome!

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

I evolutionary terms being edible to humans is quite useful.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Chickens are the most numerous bird on the planet, wheat covers more land area than any other plant.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (3 children)

Chickens are the most numerous bird on the planet

And live their lives in fucking misery and suffering, at least most of em.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

TBF, life's objective is to reproduce and keep its genetic materials continuing on. Even if humans propagate and consume said plant because they find it desirable, that is still a success for the plant. So even if it has toxic caffeine or fiery capsaicin to deter some pests and humans find it enjoyable, the plant wins.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

Especially since many of the plants die after 1 year anyway so it's not even like we shorten their lives anyway.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

They just want to propagate. The best chance a plant has to do that is by being tasty or useful to humans so we cultivate them.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Caffeine is poisonous to us too, so I think it's more accurate to say that humans enjoy the side effects of that particular neurotoxin. It's generally not possible for someone healthy to drink enough coffee to die, but they sell pure caffeine (for research) and even seemingly small amounts of that will kill a person.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

You can buy 200mg pure anhydrous caffeine pills at Walmart for like $5. It's abundant and as safe as coffee if you don't go nuts. The max daily recommended dose is 400mg, anything past that could cause harm

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Rhubarb: most of me is poison. The rest of me is kind of bitter.

Humans: Hold my pie crust.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Rhubarb crumble is legitimately delicious though.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

People who have accidentally eaten death cap mushrooms (amanita phalloides for the autists out there) say that it's fucking delicious (before their liver shuts down). Rabbits can eat them without problems. So if we use rabbit genes, we can crispr cas 9 our way to a good meal.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Is they plant that's made into cocaine in this same category?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Listing the manufacturing steps needed to get cocaine from plant into a wall street trader nose is mind blowing

Step Chemicals Used
Harvesting Coca Leaves N/A
Soaking in Solvents Gasoline, Kerosene, Diesel Fuel, Water
Alkaline Treatment Sodium Carbonate, Lime
First Filtration N/A
Acidification (Coca Paste) Sulfuric Acid
Evaporation N/A
Further Alkaline Treatment Ammonia, Sodium Bicarbonate
Solvent Extraction Ether, Acetone, Kerosene
Precipitation Hydrochloric Acid
Oxidation (Purification) Potassium Permanganate
Conversion to Cocaine HCl Hydrochloric Acid
Drying N/A
Cutting/Adulteration Baking Soda, Sugars, Levamisole, etc.
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[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 weeks ago (12 children)

Heroin, opium and morphine are derived from poppies. Too much of any narcotic and you die

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

What does anyone have against "u", fucking fuck?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

Americans have been trying to eliminate the letter "u" for centuries.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (3 children)

Aliens would extract our bile and earwax.

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