For the record, I hate the institution of the police. But, I do not think every single cop is a bastard. To say they all are, is imo, stooping to their level of profiling. Some of the detectives I met seemed to be genuine penis man fans.
this post was submitted on 17 Oct 2024
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Not opening the article, but I'm pretty confident this is a real quote that was actually said and not a reference to something I'm not familiar with.
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I fooled you guys, I wasn't actually confident at all.
They apparently called in SWAT to apprehend Penis Man.
"Penis Man is neither man nor woman, you nor me," Shomer wrote in one post. "We are ALL Penis Man."
Preemptive strike on the approaching revolution's leadership. They're correct to fear such powerful messaging
In case you needed any more reason to know that pigs protect capital which includes those defaced buildings, and not you.
"They raided my condo and vehicle ... in west Phoenix with 25 heavily armed SWAT officers, and pointed a silenced assault rifle in my face."
they make sick jokes of themselves. pigs are such cowards and fascist man-children with murderous toys; trained to think they're super soldiers behind enemy lines. the dude was spraypainting "penis man" on buildings you doughy-soft hogs. In zero way does this, even from the perspective of regular bourgeois policing, indicate there is any kind of a threat that requires a goddamn military response in a swat team, as if he was spraypainting he has hostages and information that will lead to the arrest of hilary clinton. The authorities responsible for issuing and carrying out a swat raid on this, wanting to treat civil society like a war zone, should be in the same respect drumhead court martialed
New Penis Man dropped: his name is Quattro Bajeena
Penis man paints his red car gold and puts on sunglasses, evades capture
"I have come to laugh at you."
Dude thought LGBTQ+ was a function of "capitalist identity politics" so he's basically confirmed as a nazbol now
Damn really? Very disappointing from the Penis Man
"Penis man owns anti-capital-starship giant robot with a bazooka shot to the cockpit" 
What's everybody looking at?
