Take her to a knightclub
this post was submitted on 01 Nov 2024
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I PUT ON MY ROBE AND WIZARD HAT
GET IN LOSER. WE’RE GOING DUNGEON DIVING
WE CAN'T STOP HERE THIS IS DRAGON COUNTRY
lighting bolt lighting bolt lighting bolt
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Not another one knight stand!
"I'm glad you brought protection"
what i'm told
It greaves me to say it, but I'd pull her into a warm vambrace and try to tap that cuirass.
I love this.
Now get out.
Yep, she's a keeper.
If ya liked it then ya shoulda put ring mail on it
If ya liked it then ya shoulda put ring mail on it
If ya liked it then ya shoulda put ring mail on it
If ya liked it then ya shoulda put ring mail on it
Edit: before any nerds weigh in, I know that's not ring mail.
"Glad to see you brought protection." 😈
Fall deeply, and completely in love
A duel it is then. Finishes last of my wine
You’ve got mail!
Marry her.
I sense one or two potential red flags.
Wife
Marry her?
Girl, you're dressed to slay tonight.
WD40
I would think there's a fair chance she might be interested in hearing all about my 18th level Paladin!
Gosh, is it warm in here?
Let her conquer me.
As a longbow user, that armor isn't going to be much good
NI!
DEUS VULT
Plate armor? With chainmail links that bad? You trying to get yourself killed?
You don't need to put a ring on it...
... unless she was going to expand on the chain mail coif; then you'll need lots of rings.
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