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[–] [email protected] 79 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I agree if they mean it in the Elon "let's heckin colonize Mars and build an epic bitcoin utopia" sense, but I don't see the issue in wanting to explore space out of a sense of curiosity and wonder.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 week ago

More often than not, I think you might end up with the first type of dude on your date these days. kbity-how

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 week ago (1 children)

William Shattner went to space and it just made him sad.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 week ago (1 children)

William Shatner wanted to say something about that but then lord-bezos-amused sprayed him with a popped champagne bottle because all he got out of the experience was a reinforcing of his ghoulish intentions.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago

stalin-spoon because your bowls need gravity to work on their own

[–] [email protected] 60 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Well i won't tolerate such disrespect of a hero of humanity and champion of socialism yuri so I don't think me and Ms Rodrigo would be a good fit. Just canceled my upcoming date with her.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Yuri Gagarin was a hero of the people, not an affluent aspiring space tourist.

Compare the Nolanbrained manfest destiny brainworms of typical space techbros to this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bjp1nrdfs0g

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[–] [email protected] 59 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You want to go to space to live in a shitty mars colony and maintain capitalism by exploiting space based resources, I want to go to space so that i can be the first human to meet, fall in love with, marry, and raise a family with my alien boyfriend. We arent the same.

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[–] [email protected] 58 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Pretty good litmus test tbh. Anything more than "I guess it'd be cool to see the earth from orbit but that's about it" usually turns into this weird space eugenics type shit.

Unless your answer is "it'd be cool to live in that anarchist space station/meteor wreckage thing from that one episode of cowboy bebop where they meet that chess master" then going to space is cool

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 week ago (3 children)

There's two types of Space Guys

The ones that want to be an officer aboard some space navy warship fighting against aliens and doing space eugenics and colonizer shit

Or the ones who see things like Firefly and The Expanse and just wanna chill doing cool outlaw labour shit in space

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Or the ones who see things like Firefly and The Expanse and just wanna chill doing cool outlaw labour shit in space

obama-spike see-you-space-cowboy

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago

There's also a lot of math and science nerds that want to infodump about cycler orbits and play a lot of kerbal space program

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

those things are very much not as different as you'd like to think

[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's crazy some people are THAT obsessed with the guy they equate him with the entire space industry.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

The space industry is basically filled with ElMos;

lord-bezos-amused, the space walk billionaire guy that owns a defense company that specializes in airstrikes, virgin galactic virgin-Cola guy.

You can bring up NASA all you want, it doesn't change the fact that they're (sadly) a minority in an industry that is being overtaken by techbros with no actual scientific education. They just throw money at it and get starving professors and graduates to do the actual work.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I think the billionaires are the minority considering there is the CNSA, Roscosmos, ESA, and the ISRO
Focusing purely on NASA is very USAmerica centric

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 week ago

"Me born off planet catching strays" vegeta-stare Though I mean.... I am full of myself

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Imagining a guy who doesn’t want to colonize space because there’s no aliens to genocide

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago

Go the Exo-Squad route. Colonize Mars and genetically engineer a race of superhumans to survive the harsh conditions. Then become terrified of your Mars-Engineered Children, reclassify them as a hostile alien species, and spend the next five years doing interstellar pogroms in cool mechs.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 week ago (1 children)

he'll go to space to look for space alien girls and get rejected by them on the first date too

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 week ago

Sexpats expanding their infestation to space

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 week ago

Char Aznable, holding frustration in angery : Well, it's not like I'd be interested in someone whose soul is held down by Earth's gravity anyways.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 week ago

Damn, that's the one and only reason I wont date Olivia rodrigo biaoqing-copium

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 week ago

how about olivia ridriGO to the POLLS cedar-rapids

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago

Yuri Gagarin was handsome enough, IMO

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Earth from orbit is supposed to be one of the most beautiful things a person can experience, who wouldn't want to do that

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Earth from orbit is supposed to be one of the most beautiful things a person can experience

For most with a functioning sense of awe and wonder, that is true, but then some come back not only not changed, but worse. lord-bezos-amused

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

It does often signal a bit of "the problems on Earth don't matter and there's nothing and no one there that I care about" selfishness and a whole lot of juvenile escapism on top of that, and that's ick for a lot of potential dates.

I know that astronauts used to be very attractive to potential dates, but actual astronauts aren't exactly a big part of the contemporary computer touching aspiring space tourist dating pool now.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It's hard to gauge her reasoning from the tabloid-tier tweeting but I agree with her prognosis. Space tourism in its current state is an extremely selfish endeavour with the resources required to send someone beyond earth's atmosphere, let alone bring them back alive. At worst her heart is in the right space.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Space tourism in its current state is an extremely selfish endeavour with the resources required to send someone beyond earth's atmosphere, let alone bring them back alive.

The sheer toxicity of space treats enjoyers on the internet is damning to me, too. When ideas like "the solution to climate change is humans must become interplanetary species(tm)(r)" get actual pushback (or if someone mentions Gil Scott-Heron's "Whitey On The Moon" poem) such space treats enjoyers don't appeal their beliefs; they get dogmatic and sanctimonious and condemn the heretics as "emotional" or even say really whitey coded shit like "have fun wallowing in mud huts" like the only choices are some crude racist caricature of primitivism or bowing to my-hero

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

Seeing the cost of ISS per person per day makes me wonder how many of these goofballs think they're gonna get to go hahaha

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I'm reposting my previous comment on another post about space. Here it is.

I don't care about space bc:

  1. We need to save our planet first before we can think about moving anywhere else.

  2. We have no sustainable human civilizations in Antarctica or under water, we should prioritize building in/on the most inhospitable parts before we think about other planets.

  3. I honestly don't care about billionaires' pet projects and I don't find any inspiration in their space walks and vanity visits. We know this is all meant for the most wealthy and will not be accessible to the masses (besides the purpose of slave labor). You won't catch me giving a solitary fuck about space when it comes from a scientist's mouth, let alone a politician.

  4. We have wars and genocides, we have starvation and pandemics of preventable illnesses. We have so much more pressing issues than space travel.

I stand with what I posted, I really dgaf about space in any way shape or form. It's just bazinga brain shit from A to Z unless you're an actual astrophysicist doing research.

Edit: I have an amendment for number 2, what I mean is: if we can't even build on Antarctica or underwater, why should anyone believe we are going to build settlements on another planet?

"I can't lift 45 kg at the gym, but I'm going to try to lift the 90 kg weights anyway."

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

I don't think you understand the point of space exploration.

The goal isn't "moving anywhere else". There has never been a serious proposal to move a large number of people to a different planet for a long period of time. The point of space travel isn't evacuation, it is improving life on earth. Space travel involves a series of extraordinarily difficult challenges that result in useful spinoff technologies. It is true that things like docking two ships in space doesn't improve anyone's life, but that requires quickly pulsing lasers that were later used for LASIK. Spacewalks might not be inspiring, but the insulation used in spacesuits has been used to develop space blankets which are undeniably useful. I don't think we will save the planet without space exploration because it has lead to things like solar panels, GPS, weather detection, improved ability to quantify climate change, improved water production, and other things. Space exploration is a positive venture, not because it allows humans to leave earth, but because it makes our lives better.

Space exploration isn't that expensive either. The most well funded space program in the world costs 20bil/yr, and the most it ever cost was 50bil/yr. For reference, this is a rounding error compared to defense. I agree that we have much more pressing issues, but those are a result of capitalism, not poor resource allocation. Currently and historically, socialist societies have understood the value of research and spinoff technologies and have invested into socialist technologies.

I agree that billionaire space programs accomplish next to nothing, though.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago

This is an excellent litmus test, I'm going to steal it.

Any regular person that cares about space (I'm excluding actual scientists) has 75% chance of being a bazinga brain.

Another litmus test: do you think cryptocurrency will replace regular money?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This is good to know, I have a date with her later

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Uh, Olivia Rodrigo is only 21 and the HexBear age of consent is 32 volcel-judge

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago

I want to go to space but only astral projection as a ball of energy or taken on board by a benevolent and highly spiritually advanced race of squid, a second date please miss Rodrigo.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

At first I was confused, because who wouldn't want to go to space? It sounds like an amazing, majestic and humbling experience. Then I remembered she's probably surrounded by Banzinga cultists who can and will bring up their Lord and Savior Musk if such a question is brought up.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

i would rather shrink to a molecular level. now THAT sounds fun

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