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[–] [email protected] 143 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Cold in here

Those poor kids

[–] [email protected] 62 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I was doubting if I'm too old to get the reference, or if it's a legit complaint from the kids.

Also, what's wrong with "chat"?

[–] [email protected] 150 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Some kids talk to an imaginary stream chat like a streamer would.

Ex.- "Chat, is this real?" Or "Can you believe this, chat?"

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago

Learning English from celebrities doing their job rather than from normal people isamn interesting trend.

[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 month ago

Probably phrased something like how a streamer might speak, “chat, are we ____?” which I could imagine getting old 2.5 milliseconds after the class starts saying it on repeat.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

Clearly a reference to the best Aussie band in the world The Chats

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[–] [email protected] 127 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No tweaking for Emma.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Justice for Emma

[–] tigeruppercut 20 points 1 month ago

What about Darius? Teacher doesn't want anything outta him at all

[–] [email protected] 118 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Love how the kids definitely tried to say gyat and gyatt were different

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[–] [email protected] 76 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's a dope list, no cap.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

yeah, it's high key bussin. teach really cooked on this list.

[–] [email protected] 74 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Alpha Beta

Well, I guess now we're not learning about statistics, protein folding, or radioactive decay. I hope you're all happy with yourselves.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

or radioactive decay

Gamma and neutron emission are still allowed

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[–] [email protected] 58 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Tweaking (Emma only) 😂

Lemma guess, Emma uses ‘Tweaking’ every other sentence?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

Tweaking once was chemsex when it wasn't experimenting with the fine-tuning of your amateur radio array.

Now its erratic behavior like someone on stimulants trying to fine tune their radio array to pick up alien chatter.

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[–] [email protected] 57 points 1 month ago (2 children)

What are Darius noises? "They will regret opposing me"?

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 month ago

"I do not tolerate cowardice"

NGL if I was a teacher, I might quote that if nobody raised their hand

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[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What the sigma is going on here

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Don't Ohio me.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Chat this Diddy rizz ain't gooning me today

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[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 month ago

Literally 1984

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Anime words/gestures

So, Japanese?

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Literally one thousand nine hundred and eighty four

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Note the conspicuous lack of traditional swear words on this list.

If I were a kid in this class, I would've abused the hell out of that loophole. (And suffered the consequences, but finding and exploiting the technical ways to skirt a teacher's stupid rules was always worth it.)

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 month ago (4 children)

"No mames"

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Which one is the "cardiac arrest meme"?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

Probably "call an ambulance... But not for me"

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Low taper fade is literally just a hair style 🤣

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Some of these are valid to ban (the sex and manosphere ones) but others just seem like they're trying to ban slang.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Why Ohio???

[–] Maven 50 points 1 month ago (1 children)

JD Vance is from there :/

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

but the only couches are in the teachers lounge

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (5 children)

It means creepy or weird.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (2 children)

thank god I grew up when I did.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (6 children)

As a Gen-X’er I read this and started wondering what “Gyatt” means…. As an (ex-)redditor I know not to ask.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 month ago (2 children)

It is a reference to the General Agreement on Tariffs and Trade. Gen alpha is very interested in the history of international trade and the rise of the global market economy.