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[–] [email protected] 79 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

According to the hole in the satellite picture the ice we skate is getting pretty thin

[–] [email protected] 31 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

The water’s getting warm, so you might as well swim.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

My world's on fire. How'bout yours?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

How about we misinpreted the thing with hell and it's actually a warning for our future?

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[–] Sombyr 55 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

They should have stopped coming out with new years after 2010.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Yeah, can we downgrade? I'd like to go back to 2010 too.

I mean, 2010 probably also sucked at the time, but knowing what I know now, I know how much less it sucked.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

2010 was fantastic (I was 9)

[–] v4ld1z 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Are you planning on getting children anytime soon?

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Warning: 2010 will no longer be supported after 2025.

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[–] [email protected] 50 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Hey now, you're an old fart. Put your slippers on, sit down.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

An upvote is not adequate to express my appreciation of this comment.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Thank you friend. Though truth be told I'm a crocs man myself.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Your honesty is appreciated.

Your questionable choice of footwear aside, your comment was very clever.

Also, I actually have no opinion on Crocs. I've seen all the jokes about them online, hence the sassiness above, but that's all I know. I do appreciate the swiveling, uh, heel handle.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

You're a porn star

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Smash Mouth singer passed away some time ago. I felt disproportionately saddened

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago

Same but before he died I was already sad for him. He was mentally very unhealthy.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Considering they didn't explain how he died, but was also a covid denier, I'm fairly ambivalent.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

He drank himself to death.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Yes. Someone already said that. Sorry if I have limited sympathies for someone that said "Now we're all here together tonight. And we're being human once again. Fuck that COVID shit" at a super spreader event.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

His wiki page says he died of liver failure and possibly cardiomyopathy

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

This,

Especially because I've seen posts from my high school classmates on Facebook of having children in their 20's

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Moreover, your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

So much to do, so much to see... So what's wrong with taking the back streets?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You never know if you don't go

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

You never shine if you don't glow

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

Is there a term in Clinical Psychology for becoming Furious when you are reminded that people are younger than you

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Damn, it really is that simple.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Eh, I would say it's more like a combo of jealousy, nostalgia, and regret.

Germans probably have a word for it lol

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago
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[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

Where over the rainbow🌈

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 weeks ago

lol this is a response of someone realizing that they are getting older.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

By this logic could easily be a grandpa.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

The world was gonna roll me

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