I should start an online gravepissing business. You pay me, I go and piss on whoever's grave. I'll do this one as a freebie though.
this post was submitted on 05 Dec 2024
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How much extra if I want you to eat nothing but asparagus for a day prior? Also, can the grave be open and does the person inside need to be dead?
You know what, forget about the grave
They don't call me the golden god for nothing
It seems like the business has pivoted into more of a niche area.
Obviously whipping your dick out is illegal. But is it legal to bring a cup with you to the graveyard?
I hope his grave's location gets leaked. Pun intended.
I'll still pay you. Or give you a kidney or whatever.
How much for doing Ronald Reagan?
But this way, You're having all the fun. How bout I piss into a jar, send it to You, and pay You to pour it over someone's grave. Do we have a deal?
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Yes. Many, many more.