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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A full deck filled with nullify "silence white man"

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

nullify

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I have this 14 mana 8/8 creature named "The Great Replacer"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

That actually sounds like a badass Eldrazi

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This seems like a distasteful joke either way but the kid who died from the one chip challenge was black

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Someone actually died from that? What happened did they choke or was it like an allergic reaction of some sort?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

If you want to equalise an imbalanced boardstate and punish your opponent for being mono colored you've got to at least consider it.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah but this means I have to have a creature to benefit the most from it and I hate creatures

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Cheese is highly effective against them. Maybe The Cheese Stands Alone might work well?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

No you fool cheese only makes them stronger

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Grandad, you can't tame the white supremacist power structure with cheese!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

The proof that you can't be racist against white people is that Cleanse got banned but Virtue's Ruin didn't.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

A recurring ouroboros of Stalin shooting himself in the back of the head for being white

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Whoever the blessed user that makes half of our emojis is, can you make a transparent square (possibly multiple sizes) for spacing?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

slavs are white now noooo

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

Mana cost too high

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Numerous, but weak. White humans are susceptible to red decks, cinderclasm or burn down the house destroy all their momentum.

Basically, just set them on fire.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

or put spice in their food

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Stormbreath Dragon was my answer to this years ago, protection from white was a strong as hell abillity plus it could fly and it had monstrosity so it could power itself up

Still my favorite card

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

idk you play pot of greed and then they jump in it comically like diving into a pool but its gold coins and then they die

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Child brides, the caucasoid brainpan loves them

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You can tame the white supremacist power structure with cheese

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

crackers love cheese

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

dies to removal

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

The sun takes care of them mostly.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I do donuts in their big suburban McMansion lawn with my Casspir MRAP

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Wait, they're not just white, but they're monogamous ? Disgusting.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

sounds easy to me, it says they all have mono

no way they'll be able to fight back, just don't smooch them

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago