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[–] [email protected] 45 points 6 days ago (1 children)

And I would swim 4000 miles and I would swim 4000 more. Just to be the whale who swam 8000 miles to see what that blowhole for.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 days ago
[–] [email protected] 44 points 6 days ago

Just absolutely demolishing the previous record set by The Pretenders.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 6 days ago

Whale engages in normal behaviour for a migratory ocean dwelling species. Media: HoRnY sEx CeTaCeAnS

[–] [email protected] 32 points 6 days ago

Did he get the sex?

[–] [email protected] 31 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

No wonder he is thirsty with all that saltwater around him

[–] [email protected] 26 points 6 days ago

who knew whales could be wife guys?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 6 days ago

Ladies if he wanted to, he would.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 6 days ago

I used to make fun of my friend for doing what we called the transcontinental booty call.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 days ago

Aw how romantic.

But also volcel-judge

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 days ago

yes they know this because they were with him the whole way and the only questions he would answer were about sex and how to do it

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

the whaling massacre scene in Avatar 2 made me cry

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 days ago
[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 days ago

90 Day Fiancee

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago

The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

volcel-police

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 days ago

see you space cowboy

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago

burying the lede here: "mrigakshi dixit" = best name ever

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

That ain’t his heart…