this post was submitted on 07 Nov 2023
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[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

why else do they put you in a private booth to vote?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

my place only provides a little posterboard thing that sits on top of the table, so it's a little awkward for everyone else

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago

watering the tree of liberty

[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago (3 children)

what if instead of election day it was ejection day and everybody on the ballot would be catapulted out of an F-35

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago (1 children)

What if instead of ejection day it was rejection day and we turned our backs on everyone on the ballet and established the power of the proletariate vanguard?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Could we maybe do Rejection Day followed by Ejection Evening?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

that sounds dangerously productive

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

If we can get congress to pay for it, i think we could get military weapons makers to lobby for it so they can make more money selling F35s.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Isn't every day erection day?

all-my-apes-gone .eth

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago

If you're in good vascular health, yes.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Please stop laughing at Joker's boner.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

(I wish I could find that ASCII art from the old sub of "Joker's Dick", let's pretend it's here)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

joker-dancing swang that thang

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago

Where my faithless erectors at?

Erectoral College! The State of the Union if ERECT! God Bless the United States of Engorgica!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

Erection Day is when we tear down all confederate statues and erect statues of Nat Turner and John Brown in their place

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

the day after would be pretty miserable

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

idk, there'd be a lot of pressure-washing

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Don't you know all that voting will make you go blind. i-voted

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Boner day is already a holiday. It’s July 4th.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

they gotta put locks on the voting booths then