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[–] [email protected] 61 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (3 children)

doomjak Real cool how everyone has already decided that there will be a war with China, and that the ultimate causus belli doesn't matter and will be made up later

[–] [email protected] 45 points 10 months ago (2 children)

it's pretty fucked watching the consent being manufactured right in front of your eyes and you can scream your head off, it's just proceeding

[–] [email protected] 34 points 10 months ago

And everyone is going along with it too.

Talk to any rando and find what they're opinion on China is. 99% of the time, it'll be some unhinged shit about how China is doing genocide and that Chinese people are all untrustworthy and dirty

[–] [email protected] 32 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I’m just watching everyone sleepwalk into it like there’s no other choice and it’s BAFFLING. There’s literally NO justification and yet everyone is talking about it. Imperial warmongerers should get the fucking wall. I already haven’t seen my family since covid and the idea of being stuck on the other side of a war to them is nightmarish

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago

they're not sleepwalking. the bleach demons bay for blood. this is normal.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 10 months ago (1 children)

what's really depressing is that if the USA had a revolution went socialist tomorrow, it would still go to war with China, except that its cassus belli would be changed to "China is not socialist enough and also now the imperial core since America had a revolution" jokerfied

[–] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago

the party would split over it

[–] [email protected] 22 points 10 months ago

This is how it was with the Soviet Union as well. People acted like war with them was only a matter of time.

[–] [email protected] 60 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Learning Mandarin solely to sell my country out for non-horny reasons

[–] [email protected] 25 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Printing out dossiers of company and state secrets that I hand out to any chinese women that try to talk to me on the off-chance they're a spy.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 10 months ago

love these videos that are just insane shit about china with like 3 out of context sound bites from elong muck in the background

[–] [email protected] 35 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I would absolutely abandon my country for the promise of an okay job in China, easy access to fresh Oolong tea, and some sort of community.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 10 months ago

I'd rather destabilize things in the belly of the Great Satan, but I also wouldn't complain on gorging myself on all manner of Chinese food and music.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 10 months ago

As long as I can get hrt I’m good

[–] [email protected] 23 points 10 months ago

xi-plz my people yearn for bunda

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago

Are any of their women taking women?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago

I've heard this same thing being said about Russia and Israel

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

They will create disasters sicko-fem

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Every Chinese woman is Storm from X-Men, American amphibians have no chance

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Definitive proof that Xi is Mao Two

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Well I guess now we know where that guy from yesterday got his ideas from

Oh shit that was in this post lol