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I like the smell of end day unwashed pussy myself. And some people look at me like I'm crazy and nasty when I bring up my smell kink

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[–] [email protected] 64 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Nice try CIA, I only have pain fetishes so that way when your Agents torture me, it'll just turn me on instead!

[–] [email protected] 43 points 11 months ago (2 children)

One would think masochists would make perfect spies, able to resist interrogation, but they keep inexplicably getting caught!

[–] [email protected] 33 points 11 months ago (1 children)

This comment reads like Terry Pratchett.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Nicest thing anyone has ever said to me

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

Curious my only fetish is redacted CIA agents

[–] [email protected] 52 points 11 months ago

volcel equivalent of fedposting

[–] [email protected] 50 points 11 months ago (2 children)

cw extreme lewdness

spoileri think cuddling is nice

[–] [email protected] 25 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Volcel police get here as fast as possible

[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

volcel-police

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago

Thanks ossifrts

[–] [email protected] 42 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Monogamous respectful lovemaking in private.

You don't get to judge me.

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[–] [email protected] 42 points 11 months ago (1 children)

normies hate it when I tell them they've got a breeding kink lol

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

But it's true

[–] [email protected] 40 points 11 months ago (1 children)

i have an adult women fetish

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago

You'll never fit in on the political scene

[–] [email protected] 36 points 11 months ago

I have a fetish for commodities

[–] [email protected] 35 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I'm a gentleman of culture so I only consume the finest hentai with the biggest of booba waifus. bougie-wink

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 11 months ago (4 children)

Oh god I got an embrassing confession.

Okay, I don't think this really counts as a fetish, but... I sorta got a thing for like, cheesy erotic swords and sorcery fantasy aesthetics. I just dig ladies in metal bikinis and swole ass dudes with giant axes. IDK why, maybe I first got horny while my dad was watching Conan the Barbarian or something. I know it's kinda cringe but it's my thing.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago

If that sort of art didn't scratch a particular itch for a decent proportion of the population then it wouldn't have ever existed in the mainstream. That's my take on it.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

oh hell yeah

My dad had a book of sci-fi/fantasy pulp art and it had boobs in it

Teenage me was very impressed hyperflush

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 11 months ago (8 children)

Smell kinks are rarely talked about but I think everyone has them without realising to a certain extent. It's just generally frowned upon to talk about being turned on by smells because there's no consent or control in what smell a person is giving off or in what nearby people do with that smell. It makes people feel vulnerable because of the lack of control.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)

There isn't much more consent or control about appearance either yet peoples get turned on by people's appearance all the time. 🤔

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

Fair, I guess it's entirely just about normalisation vs not? I wonder if it's ever been not-weird to discuss how someone smells in a "phwoar she's a looker" awooga kind of way. "Phwoar she's a smeller" conjures an entirely different emotion in me.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Conversely though, I think it's actually kinda nice to be told you have really pleasant smells, at least between intimate partners. They're probably gonna smiff ya anyway, so it's nice to know they enjoy it? Kinda thing

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 11 months ago (2 children)

My friends make fun of me because I like wholesome trans girls cuddling.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

Your friends are nerds.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Cuddling is underrated.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 11 months ago (3 children)

well I do have a foot fetish, which is still stigmatized despite being fairly common. but it's not even like my main thing or whatever, I just have a fetish for every part of the human body

idk about smells because I don't have sex so my fetishes are primarily visual AFAIK. but maybe I'd be into it

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

My own body odor turns me on lol I love being gay.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

I've had that happen too. Punks generally don't wear deodorant or wash much but also are outside more, so there's a BO but it's way less cheeto dust chemical stink of Magic the Gathering Tournament BO and I can tell my friends apart by smell and it releases good brain chemicals when I smell them even if it's like a lingering or similar smell. I smell like weed and spring rolls apparently.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago (1 children)

a general increase in prices and fall in the purchasing value of money

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago

I have an otter fetish. Whenever I tell people that, they look at me like I'm crazy. I got it in Arizona like a decade ago and it's either stone or petrified wood. IDK. It's been a couple years since I last looked at it. I kind of lost it, to be honest.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago

I've been banned 12 times for kink-shaming and 11 of those were on the same nose-fetishist.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Are fetishes inherently sexual? Because I have extremely sensitive skin that makes getting tickled feel amazing. Doesn't sexually arouse me or anything. I just like the feeling a lot.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I mean I'm the same way, and I wouldn't have described it as sexual, but then my partner tied me up and did it and it was very soviet-bottom

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

My partner strapped me to the bed once and did it. Still wasn't turned on but damn it felt good.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago

There's literally no kink or fetish that won't be shamed by normies.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Others might not judge. But I do squad-concern-1 and that’s my kink, so

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

I'm a masochist, both for pain and for tickling- it's all stimulation, you know? Also theoretically into rope play, though I haven't had a chance to actually do it yet.

Fun thing is, this is super new for me. It just emerged out of nowhere one day like 3 months ago

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Tell me you havent smelled all pussies after work without telling me. (lol no shame)

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Oh, you're a fan of end of day pussy? Name every smelly pussy.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

From what I observe online, that kind of smell/musk kink is actually pretty common. And some bits just do smell good, Idk. Get a lil sniff.

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