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Apparently the question asked was: "What do I do if my girlfriend is dumb?"

My jaw dropped multiple times reading this. Just holy shit, dude. I felt like the only way to regain any sanity afterwards was to share it here to let Hexbear roast this loser.

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

3 years ago I had a girlfriend...for about a month

Yeah, adds up. Fucking idiot loser was just walking around treating her like she was a golden retriever and she dumped his ass because she's smart.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Or she was dumb and could still tell the difference between being treated like a person vs. a pet

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What I'm saying is that the fact she managed to get out of that relationship within a month shows smarts. Either way she's leagues smarter than this moron.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Reminds me of a dude I used to work with a few years ago, didn't think these guys actually existed irl before that.

At first I thought he was doing an (annoying) bit about being a really smart guy but turns out he just unironically believed he was the smartest person in the entire world. He also had zero respect other people, especially women, and basically thought they were AI that would always respond to situation "x" in way "y".

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I worked with a guy years ago that told me he never kissed his girlfriends because that would make him a dick sucker by proxy or something. Just a couple skips in logic to the incels who claim that vaginas are permanently loosened after every different partner.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I wonder if thats part of why creepos are obsessed with virgins?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

It's definitely part of the fantasy. That they haven't been tainted by another dick and are thus something that they should strive for.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wait, do they fuck? Cause pretty sure there's by proxy dick touching then.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I imagine it was just a mouth thing, like sex workers not being into kissing.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Quora: Fellas, is it gay to kiss girls?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Yes. Also kissing straight dudes is the straightest thing you can do because it's basically the same as kissing every girl he's kissed.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This whole thing gives off some :libertarian-approaching: :libertarian-alert: vibes

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And the whole rewarding/punishing behaviors bit sounds like a half-understood methodology for teaching a toddler.

:yikes-1::yikes-2::yikes-3:

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

or a pet...