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New Daily Heil chud bait holiday slop just dropped!

Doctor Soy? TORRENT of complaints following "cucked", "beta" Doctor Who Christmas special

Doctor Who fans have been left furious after the reveal that under Russell T. Davies (the series' current showrunner) the newest actor to fill the boots of the famous role, Ncuti Gatwa, is an "almond milk loving numale"

One review from the Spectator said "With his retro style jukebox, mood lighting and unusually tightly cut leather jacket (presumably fake to fall in line with the shows pro-vegan messaging), Gatwa's Doctor would fit in perfectly with the hipster hordes of young know-it-all generation Hamas leftists"

Nobody:

The Daily Heil and SSpectator: "Jukeboxes are woke, if you use colourful lights you're literally Yasser Arafat"

Radlib breadtubers after finding out that their bisexual lighting means they have to properly support Palestinian liberation: NOOOOO

Outraged fans took to the website formerly known as Twitter to voice their dissaproval. One user said "No wonder the doctor got rid of all of the bookshelves he used to have, now he needs room in the TARDIS for his morning jog! I wonder if he uses his new jukebox to listen to 'disabled friendly' audiobooks while he's running around?".

Others complained that "this show used to mean everything to me, its heartbreaking to see its addition to Disney's tofu-verse", "The sonic screwdriver's redesign into a universal remote is pretty fitting for the shows new audience of bored Woke Warrior millenials who make a New Years resolution to go to the gym, stick with it for a week and then just sit on the couch watching their blue pilled childrens shows about magical owls and stuff",

The Owl House, Heartstopper, etc have literally formed a squatting network living rent free full time in this person's brain

"just found out that SOYtwa's SCOTTISH, how long until Russel T. GAYvies directs an episode about Scottish independence? I was okay with all the gayness and the transgenders but the kilt is just a step too far"

Type of guy who's "okay" with "the transgenders" but flips his shit when he sees a man wearing something that looks like a dress

and "it sucks and my wife left me, F*** Wokeness".

packwatch RIP BOZO LMAO

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Doctor Soy? TORRENT of complaints following "cucked", "beta" Doctor Who

Are you telling me there was a time when the doctor wasn’t? I assumed this was always the character based on the premise of the show and the fan base.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

to these people the only bit of doctor who that exists is a hypercut of all the gross scenes in the first moffat season where the doctor just constantly awoogas various women and then gives big angry monologues

oh and also that one gross dr who comic relief episode where the entire premise was about the doctor's companion wearing too short a skirt and it being her fault when someone fixing the tardis got distracted from ogling her and caused a time paradox

[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago (1 children)

the TERF island media just keep showing their asses, ngl, its pretty funny watching the amount of hate that Davies gets for being unapollagetically progressive while the rest of the island backslides into fascism with chippy characteristics

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

it's not even like Rus is some dyed-red communist; he's a lib-dem. Even that is too much for the British press these days.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

Gatwa's Doctor would fit in perfectly with the hipster hordes of young know-it-all generation Hamas leftists

Dare I say the TARDIS may even have landed in the Year-of-Our-Time-Lord one-thousand, nine-hundred and eighty-four.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

the hipster hordes of young know-it-all generation Hamas leftists

World-class writing. This is simply perfect.

I was okay with all the gayness and the transgenders but the kilt is just a step too far

Come on, this has to be a bit.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

There’s also this thing white people do, where they just don’t like the fact that there is a black person in a role they think belongs to “them” (this could be in acting, politics, sports, etc), but they can’t just outright say that, so they will just criticize everything else about them.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (2 children)

They're just mad everyone and their mum wants to bang him.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Freud never left us after all

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

I thought it was pretty good, the really campy RTD stuff was enjoyable rather than annoying.