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That's right folks the year is drawing to a close so it's time to nominate and vote for your 2023 Hexies! These are the Hexbears you think exemplify what it means to be a real Hexbear. Here's how it works:

  1. Pick from the below categories

  2. Nominate someone for that category by tagging them

  3. If you are nominated respond to the nomination to accept it

  4. Most upbeared accepted nomination in each category wins!

What do you win? The esteem of your fellow Hexbearian comrades of course. What more could you want?

The categories for this year's 2023 Hexie awards are:

  1. Most Influential Hexbear of 2023

  2. Most likely to be called a tankie offline

  3. Best in Community Engagement

This year we have a special bonus category to commemorate the year we federated;

  1. Best non local user

Alright comrades that's it from me, be sure and do your democratic duty and vote for your 2023 Hexie winners and congrats in advance to the winners of this highly coveted and prestigious award!

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[–] [email protected] 65 points 7 months ago (1 children)

1 - Most influential hexbear

@[email protected] for personally killing Kissinger in his first day of logging off. At this pace we'll have full communism by February

[–] [email protected] 37 points 7 months ago

Shame he isnt here to accept this because in my mind this is the clear winner

[–] [email protected] 47 points 7 months ago
  1. @[email protected] for killing Henry Kissinger

  2. @[email protected] for killing Henry Kissinger

  3. @[email protected] for killing Henry Kissinger

[–] [email protected] 40 points 7 months ago (3 children)

1. Most Influential Hexbear - @[email protected]

An essential facet of Hexbear culture. This is a different, better place with him.

2. Most Likely to be Called a Tankie Offline - @[email protected]

It is the end of 2023 and Stalin saved the world from fascism.

3. Best in Community Engagement - @[email protected]

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FWIIII ^Huh!^ ^Hooh!^ ^Huh!^ ^Hooh!^ ^Huh!^ ^Hooh!^

[–] [email protected] 20 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I like how wombat is both our Stalin person and our anime person

[–] [email protected] 19 points 7 months ago

when they make a stalin anime wombats gonna be on that shit

[–] [email protected] 19 points 7 months ago

I agree wholeheartedly with all of these

[–] [email protected] 38 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (17 children)
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[–] [email protected] 36 points 7 months ago (6 children)

1 @[email protected] and all of the regular contributors to the news megathread for making it into an international hub of information exchange and learning. Never did I ever think that the current iteration we see today would've stemmed from the first war Containment thread during those confusing and anxious days. Additionally i want to show my appreciation towards @[email protected], and @[email protected], for being positive figures of hexbear in both their work, posting, and presence. You both, alongside all the many other people here, make the site a pleasant and enjoyable island in the morass that is the general internet.

2 @[email protected] has come so far in the past year I'm more than confident that if we ever met IRL he would radiate Stalinium.

3 the mods of the fake news comm. For the few times you've gotten me, you suck. soviet-heart. I also want to shout out retired poster @[email protected] for leading his own daily one-man crusade across hexbear and the wider federal network. You are gone but not forgotten.

4 the only person that consistently comes to mind for me is @[email protected], for consistently participating in the news mega and assisting in giving us English speakers a glimpse into the Arabic world in a manner only a native speaker can. This of course extends to all our other multi-lingual friends and comrades here who take their ernest time to help us learn more about the world beyond our screens.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 7 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 33 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Can I have a participation trophy to piss off the chuds?

[–] [email protected] 27 points 7 months ago (3 children)

You are automatically nominated for the hidden 5th category, "Most Likely To Post Cute Pics of your Pet"

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (3 children)
  1. Most influential Hexbear: @[email protected]

Just one of our strongest posters all around. Didn't log off until real life took his attention. He's the only poster I've seen who will respond to absolutely everyone. Giant comment threads, good sprinkling of our emojis. overall powerful aura with a lot of posting HP

But since he's not here to accept it, I gotta give the actual nomination to @[email protected]

Every emoji is like a little morsel of candy and I can't imagine how the site culture would look like without our lovely little pictures of indie game characters and pig shit lea-happy

  1. Most likely to be called a tankie offline: @[email protected]

very pure "yes I'm a communist" vibe

  1. Best in Community Engagement: @[email protected]

Love the work he's done with the Chunka Luta Network . Overall cool comrade

  1. Best non local user

not really sure. I see some sometimes and they can be cool. Still feels like I'm getting to know all the folk from federation. But probably someone from lemmygrad

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (3 children)
  1. @[email protected], for better or worse. Like, think about it: they must be responsible for the most uses of the "Block community" button on Hexbear.
  2. @[email protected]
  3. There's a few different ways you could take this tbh. Like, posting numbers, commenting numbers, starting things like bookclubs, etc. I think in terms of "Person who generates the most engagement in the community" then I think @[email protected] with his incredible posting (and commenting!) numbers is a big influence.
  4. @[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 25 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Melina's asked me to accept the award on faer behalf since apparently you have faer blocked so fae couldn't accept faerself

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Melina is the only user that I have literally fully blocked. I have no regrets. Undoubtedly influential

[–] [email protected] 31 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Then you won’t be seeing this: 🖕

[–] [email protected] 22 points 7 months ago
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[–] [email protected] 29 points 7 months ago (5 children)

ok this is really hard

  1. @[email protected] and @[email protected] both got me back into reading for fun this year so shout out to my hexbear teachers. yall are my most influential because you have influenced my offline life in a helpful way.
  2. haha ive been called a tankie offline before! but for the nomination I will say @[email protected] because i feel like their earnesty and passion must carry over into their organizing.
  3. @[email protected] for making sure we all show up on time (well our version of on time haha) for movies on hextube!!

honorable mentions. @[email protected] one of my besties on here, crazy to think our friendship started with an heated argument to say the least. @[email protected] my favorite bird in the whole world! and someone who understands all my gender stuff. @[email protected] for just exxelent all around posting @[email protected] for always being a sweetheart

and all my hextube comrades to be honest I love yall the most!!!! you make my days better regularly.

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)
  1. Most Influential Hexbear – @[email protected] for pretty much carrying the general megathread on his back solo throughout the year.

  2. Most likely to be called a tankie offline – honestly @[email protected], factoring that you also have to push your ideological opposites to the point of this in a conversation, and they're an extremely powerful poster in that regard.

  3. Best in Community Engagement – @[email protected] for quickly whipping up the new emote shortcode search into a prod-ready state days before we were to push the major site upgrade on a whim in response to my post about shortcodes being fucky 07

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (15 children)

Edit: This is the official post compiling everything I mentioned with the three top categories.

  1. Okay, I pick @[email protected] as Most Influential Hexbear of 2023, though I haven't been here long (well, most influential to me).

  2. Most likely to be called a tankie off-line should go to @[email protected] but also, like, thanks for actually valuing my opinion on CPUSA instead of waving me off; I don't think anyone replied to what I was saying in the previous thread you tagged me for lmao. Also, as someone said elsewhere, you're kinda everywhere here, at least when I initially entered Hexbear.

  3. Oh, and @[email protected] as best when it comes to community engagement; I think that neurodiversity thread recently was much needed, for example. I wasn't sure if Othello should take this place or not.

  4. Oh, and as said previously, @[email protected] gets the fourth category.

Honorable mentions:

@[email protected] (CrossCode FTW)

@[email protected] (genuinely warms my heart)

@[email protected] (what a majestic creature...)

@[email protected] (also: check out his recent game that he made; please play it to help 'em out)

@[email protected] (gone through a lot and helped me out too)

@[email protected] (been real nice to me, from what I can remember)

@[email protected] (BIG CHUNGUS)

@[email protected] (I believe we pretty much hit it off the bat when starting out and they were in Lemmygrad back when I was there)

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Whoever gets nominated should be banned

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Most Influential Hexbear of 2023
@[email protected] for all of the site work and the very visible emoji selector upgrades

Most likely to be called a tankie offline
@[email protected] because it seems to happen a lot online despite being a huge anarchist

Best in Community Engagement
@[email protected] for getting the traa train rolling

Best non local user
see some fun ones but can't really recall one to single out

[–] [email protected] 20 points 7 months ago

because it seems to happen a lot online despite being a huge anarchist

It's already happened lol

[–] [email protected] 27 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (5 children)
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[–] [email protected] 21 points 7 months ago

Lmao I have in fact never been called a tankie offline, or I don't remember it now? I am probably too scary to be rude to in person though. You'd need to find people who are incredibly online AND give off a vibe that you won't punch them in the face before they'd ever utter the word.

I am honoured though. I certainly do not hide being a communist outside the workplace.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

I nominate @black_[email protected] for Most Influential Hexbear of 2023 and every year henceforth

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 7 months ago (5 children)

I would like to give a special shoutout to some of my favourite posters who don't necessarily fit the above categories:

Huge shoutout to anyone who contributes to the megathreads. They're like the heartbeat of the entire site.

Uphold TC69 thought always.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 7 months ago
  1. @[email protected]

  2. @[email protected]

maybe-later-kiddo Sorry were you expecting anything different?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 7 months ago (4 children)
  1. @[email protected] . I joined hexbear after she left but I will always miss her nonetheless. What a great comrade
  2. @[email protected] because he killed Henry Kissinger. Only a true tankie would do such a thing
  3. @[email protected] for the megas. Honestly fantastic work.
  4. @[email protected] is a renowned comrade, the first non-chapo to make a megathread, and my personal pick for #4.
[–] [email protected] 19 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (4 children)

Honorary mentions/lightning round: For people who contribute to the site's culture and shape the experience of being a chapo.

(this list is always updating)

@[email protected]

@dirt_[email protected]

@PM_[email protected]

@[email protected]

@[email protected]

@ho_[email protected]

@[email protected]

@[email protected]

@gave_[email protected]

@[email protected]

@[email protected]

@[email protected]

@[email protected] (and comrade Sungmanitu!)

@[email protected]

@[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 7 months ago (2 children)

SeventyTwoTrillion should win every award because he's the only person who posts something of value to this website

[–] [email protected] 18 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Melina should also get an award because its funny to see you Ben Shapiro type nerds mald

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 7 months ago

i nominate no one. do better next year

[–] [email protected] 23 points 7 months ago

BRAVYSWEEP2023

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (16 children)

Uhhhh

tooo hard to chose individual ppl

Number 3 nomination: @[email protected] : Their hard efforts put into the newsposting are a boon for all. Their contributions during discussions I always appreciate.

Okay for number 4 tho: @[email protected] : Prolific newsposter and a very well informed individual. I see them while browsing both hexbear and lemmygrad

@[email protected] : Just a lovely person all-around, congrats on the wedding!

My nomination for number 2: @[email protected] : Extremely based poster, banning this user would be revisionism tantamount to the Kruschevite counterrevolution

Second nomination for number 3: @[email protected] : One of the most legendary posters on the site. Has a lot of experience organizing IRL. She is also very funny.

@[email protected] : I see her unique moving avatar everywhere, and its always a joy to talk with her. Tied for number 3 for news thread.

@[email protected] : the largest poster on the traaaa subreddit, and has very good trans media reccs. Tied with Kristina for number 3 in trans com.

Read Unjust Depths

@[email protected] : Rest in peace, Great Chairman

Number 1 nomination: @[email protected] : single-handedly created half the jokes on this platform. C'mon its Dirtowl

@[email protected] : Great comrade, and its nice to have a Dwarf Planet on our team.

@[email protected] : The check-in threads are wonderful, and they are a good comrade all around.

Other nomination for number 2: @[email protected] : hilarious effortposter, braved the liberal hordes, and very very based.

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@[email protected] : Hilarious and extremely politically talented.

Okay this is probably too long, but these are ones I felt were worthy of the special mentions

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 7 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 20 points 7 months ago (10 children)

I have a hard time choosing for the others but I'm nominating @[email protected] for 4, amusing posts from the neighbors make me happy

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I posted feet 3 times this year, and no one thought to nominate me? SAD! sad-boi

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I nominate myself for all categories

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago (1 children)

and then cancel it after this year because if you don't it will become an institution and people will divide over it within a few years' time

[–] [email protected] 21 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (3 children)

the best way to do it isn't to reward power posters and creating competition/just giving the awards to the same people every time but instead take a totally arbitrary condition like "Most uses of the letter z relative to other letters" or "Funniest name" or "Person who created the best tagline in 2023" or "Most entertaining/insightful/interesting single comment of the year" or "Best freakout from a lemmitor to their comment"

such that it's not the same thing every year and that power posters and relative newcomers or people who like to create new accounts regularly are on the most level playing field reasonably possible

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (5 children)
  1. @[email protected]'s threads by a large margin.

  2. I was gonna say @[email protected] but apparently they did a nono.. Uhh.. @[email protected]

  3. @[email protected] has filled the shoes of @[email protected] in their absence who always impressed me. Although several others have also done very well here.

Wish I had enough time to do honourable mentions but I love you all. All of hexbear.

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