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[–] [email protected] 103 points 9 months ago (4 children)

Are they going to explain HOW he "stopped a second cold war"? Is it because he's actively starting a hot WW3?

[–] [email protected] 80 points 9 months ago

A proxy war against Russia and trade restrictions on China somehow don't count as a new cold war

[–] [email protected] 68 points 9 months ago

Are they going to explain HOW he "stopped a second cold war"?

He saved us from a second cold war by kicking off half a dozen hot ones

[–] [email protected] 42 points 9 months ago

cold

Uhh it's a hot war, sweaty

[–] [email protected] 39 points 9 months ago

He was playing 4d chess galaxy-brain

[–] [email protected] 101 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

First off the police restrictions mentioned are a complete lie.

Lifted transgender military ban

Wow, now trans people can die for Raytheon too, almost makes you tear up.

arguably saved democracy in Europe

Omg just like Gladio! I love saving democracy by funding Nazis and manipulating the public.

illegal drugs and migrants seized; SECURED THE BORDER

have-to-kill-this-guy

[–] [email protected] 76 points 9 months ago (2 children)

arguably saved democracy in Europe

arguably doing a lot of work here miku-gun

[–] [email protected] 41 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Italy basically legalised nazi salutes (and by extension iconography probably too) just now.

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[–] [email protected] 99 points 9 months ago (4 children)
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[–] [email protected] 90 points 9 months ago (6 children)

So glad he let Transgender people back into the military just in time to do war crimes

Really makes you feel included 🥰

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[–] [email protected] 82 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Also secured the border?? These people don't even try to hide that they're racist anymore

[–] [email protected] 45 points 9 months ago

migrants siezed

[–] [email protected] 43 points 9 months ago

His Border Patrol can't even get to the Rio Grande. How the fuck has he secured it?

[–] [email protected] 77 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Isn't the insulin cap price only for Medicare? That does almost nothing for most Americans. I would also like to know how my student debt was cancelled, because it most certainly is not.

EDIT: Oh, and imagine being super proud that your overlord "secured the border." I hate libs so much.

[–] [email protected] 74 points 9 months ago (2 children)

secured the border

oh boy we saving that hot fascism for last after all that milquetoast "progressive" shit, huh?

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[–] [email protected] 71 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

I appreciate the bravery it takes to post something like this on Lemmy.

One of the actual comments on the Lemmy.world post.

[–] [email protected] 65 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

So brave. For all you FAR LEFT NUTJOBS who think Biden did nothing, I’ll have you know he protected America from being invaded by ILLEGALS (secured the border). Bet that changes your mind.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 9 months ago

If you think Joe Biden did nothing, then where do you think all those bombs raining down in the genocide of the palestinians are coming from? Checkmate Tankie.

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[–] [email protected] 69 points 9 months ago (1 children)

love how all of these things either were fake or are actively bad.

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[–] [email protected] 69 points 9 months ago

Hey it's like Bush's policies but more conservative

[–] [email protected] 66 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

[Patrick]: "Joe Biden hasnt done a damn thing!"

[Spongebob]: "Bombing Yemen"
"Funding Israeli genocide"
"Sabotaging peace talks in Ukraine"
"One million Covid deaths"

[–] [email protected] 64 points 9 months ago (3 children)

This shit got like, actual upvotes on some other parts of the fediverse that Hexbear isn't federated with....

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[–] [email protected] 59 points 9 months ago (1 children)

They put that last one on there like it's supposed to be a positive lmaoooooooooooo

[–] [email protected] 44 points 9 months ago (2 children)

also allowing trans people into the military. lmao fuck you we're not joining the military in order to commit genocide

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[–] [email protected] 53 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

I love how making the vaccine free, only for some people under very specific conditions is seen as a big win.

The dude could have done lockdowns, and mobilised that huge expensive army to deliver supplies to everyone while they isolated. He could have saved so many lives

The dude let COVID murder millions (and cripple those who survived) so that businesses could continue making big bucks.

The dude is an impotent, evil fool. The Democrats ' version of Trump except even worse because he's currently funding multiple wars and genocides. Everything 'good' he does is done in ineffectual half-measures that fundamentally change nothing.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 9 months ago

It's the same with insulin. The cap is only for senior citizens on medicare

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[–] [email protected] 51 points 9 months ago (5 children)

Cancelled student debts of 20M poorest Americans

Cool, so their debt went away?

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[–] [email protected] 48 points 9 months ago (8 children)

Lowest unemployment since the 60s

Yeah but the Biden administration is actually fighting against that. That was totally accidental and had nothing to do with Biden.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Also, and I will shout this out forever, they got this number by omitting everyone who has been unemployed for more than a few months or stopped looking for work. Just full-on brump shit, and these dumbasses eat it up

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[–] [email protected] 46 points 9 months ago (7 children)

Arguably saved democracy in Europe

[–] [email protected] 49 points 9 months ago

"Arguably." Dems even feel the need to compromise with themselves.

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[–] [email protected] 44 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

Flu vax is $60 in my area without insurance

All those police reforms apply to only federal pigs, most of which they didn't do anyway

Any good brought on by the keystone cancelation has been more than removed by the massive expansive in oil drilling permits

Insulin is not capped at $35 nationwide

Do these mfs think Putin was going to MW3 invade the entire European continent?

[–] [email protected] 51 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Do these mfs think Putin was going to MW3 invade the entire European continent?

Unironically, yes they do.

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 9 months ago (2 children)

EO 14074 is an excellent example of just how useless this administration is lmao. Obviously it didn't actually do anything claimed in the meme. It required federal police to review their use-of-force policies and offered local departments more fucking money in exchange for doing the same.

Killed Ayman al-Zawahiri

Lol

Stopped Putin

LOL

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 9 months ago

Also, let's not leave out his biggest accomplishment: Biggest pro-life President of all time. Maybe don't trust an Irish Catholic when it comes to matters of family planning? Let's not forget that or let anyone else forget that. Convenient to not bring it up, eh?

[–] [email protected] 38 points 9 months ago (1 children)

no more half measures walter

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 9 months ago

Record low unemployment is a bad thing according to the federal reserve

[–] [email protected] 35 points 9 months ago (4 children)

this has to be some 3D trolling i don't believe someone making this wouldn't notice that they're attaching the supposedly positive actions to drawings of doo-doo diapers

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