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[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That would absolutely fuck up some ocean currents and turn the uk into an ice cube

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (2 children)

it WUOLDNT HAPPEN because its' IMPOSSIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!

[–] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You IDIOT. You absolute MORON. Have you ever considered that the power of FRIENDSHIP makes ANYTHING possible?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

the power of Nakama

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Are you sure? We could attach a bunch of propellers and slowly take it around the horn. Don’t think the canals have room.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

we should take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

The UK would be jealous

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

10,000x increase in complaints that "Asians are the most racist" because Japanese sex workers refuse service to Westoids.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

This would piss off all the east coast surfers by blocking the swell

On the other hand, the DPRK would be totally exposed to the pacific and would become a surfing paradise

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Weebs across the Atlantic coast would be jizzing all over themselves.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

ahh yes placing a nominal vassal japan on the eastern coast of the decrepit empire...

the wokou shall return, and when the daimyo are united, maine will burn

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Maybe Okinawa actually becomes communist

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

I think it's neat that Japan is the size of the eastern seaboard and that the UK is about the size of New England.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Thinking about the Hokkaido-Nova Scotia bridge/tunnel that will inevitably be built

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

what an atrocious downgrade (climactically and biodiversity-wise)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Are they talking about building highspeed rail over a japan-sized portion of the east coast?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Japanese genocide in the 1500s?