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Nikki Haley Trounced in Nevada by ‘None of the Above’ (nymag.com)

submitted 6 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 40 points 6 months ago (2 children)

The microphone looks like its sucking her soul out, Dementor style

[–] [email protected] 32 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Poor microphone's gonna go hungry.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

There should be, like, a charity for soul-starved microphones, maaaaan

~~Edit: why is my parent comment gone?~~ its back aha

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

why is my parent comment gone?

still shows on my end

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Republicans are Death Eaters

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago (1 children)

You misspelled "shit"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

~~shit~~ insurrectionist traitors

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Republicans are ~~Death~~ ~~shit~~ insurrectionist traitors Eaters?

[–] [email protected] 39 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Much less satisfying when you realized that most of them intended to vote trump, but he wasn’t on the ballot.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Yup.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Does this mean her team will stop spamming my phone with campaign texts from a new number every day so I can't even blacklist them?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 months ago

Just reply with this article each time.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Did they get your phone number consensualy or was it algorithmically? Haha

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Nope

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

Ouch.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Anyone notice Lucille Bluth vibes from Pelosi? Not a political comment

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Yeah while the show was on air. I was really hoping to see the actress play Pelosi on SNL.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Still feel trump stroking out and the party acting like it always loved haley is the most entertaining outcome here.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

No plea deals (not even life lol), this fish dick beyond ready to fry.

He needs to have his essence (money) extracted like he's in Chinese jizz factory that doesn't stop till ITS accumulated the expected daily quota

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

When asked about racism in America she said there wasn't any, then in the next sentence, she expounded on the racism she experienced as a child. Typical republican; a problem doesn't exist unless it happens to them.