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Trump claims 'they' will change the name of the state of Pennsylvania if he loses it in 2024. What are we changing the name to? (www.businessinsider.com)

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[-] [email protected] 94 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

WOKEsylGAYnia frothingfash

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That already exists but in Romania

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Transylvania

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Frank-n-Furter for Governor

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There is a spectre haunting Pennsylvania trans-specter

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BajaBlastopia

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They should name it "California 2" to get the chuds really riled up

[-] [email protected] 19 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

The new capital will be California, home of the State's* flagship university "California University of ~~Pennsylvania~~ California 2."

*we're also doing away with "Commonwealth"

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Castlevania

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Dodging all the Medusa heads on my way yo work only to fall through the stairs on the way in

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Statey McStateface

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[-] [email protected] 37 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Its true I'm changing the name to pennsylgaynia

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Boybortion is legal in Pennsylgaynia

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Israel

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Wawakanda

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Pencilvania

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New Stalin (New York to the north and New Jersey to the east, let's keep up the theme here.)

Capitol city will be renamed to Fazbeargrad.

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East East Palestine

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Worker's Commonwealth of Greater Pennsylvania. We're annexing New Jersey.

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North Maryland.

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Penislovenia

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megalomania

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Iraq

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Transgender

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Nonbibary

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Woke

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i second this motion

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Pennsatucky

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Penisvania

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PeePeePooPoosylvania

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Only one person saying Poopsylvania smdh

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The Court of the Crimson King

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The Glands

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They should just rename all the states after Black Sabbath songs.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago

Pennpapersylvania, its an idylic woodland where people play tabletop rpgs in an appropriately ambient setting

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East Ohio.

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Penisvania

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Williamsylvania

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New Israel

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Mensylvania and its just for the fellas grillman

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Shmiscuitopia

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PA, like everyone who lives there calls it in day to day conversation.

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Vagnoria

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Pencilvania

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Penysvania

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Yinnzburg

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